1) since you've been gone- kelly (lol you showed me that video!! And we were just like "woah she's so pretty" the whole time) 2) Bruce Almighty (you left it at my house. lol. I'll give it back to you soon....??" 3) HEATHER!! YTF DIDN'T YOU CALL ME LAST NIGHT! FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHERES MY GOD DAMN FLOWERS! IT'S OUR 4 DAY ANNIVERSARY!! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU FORGOT! YOUR SUCH A SHITTY BOYFRIEND!! AHH!! lol so manny rad times in art dude! 4)in 5th grade we were on the swings together singing.....wheatland....awhhh.... 5)How many cheerleading teams have you been on?? 6)cats. I ripped the whiskers off your stuffed one! lol!! 7) It will be your 112 birthday. You will be sitting in your rocking shair on the front porch of your giant florida mansion, listening to sugarcult. You'll be writing new cheers for the Orlando Magic cheerleaders. You will then get a papercut. You'll be really pissed and jump up and down on your porch. You'll attract so much attention that Romeo will run out of his shower to tell you to shut up. Even though he is really old he will still have buldging abs. Your going to start jumping up and down and screaming again till he starts to join you. You both squeel and jump on your porch. Well your porch isn't so strong, it collapses. You tumble in a big pile of wood and bolts. (may i remind you romeo is still naked.) You wake up not knowing what the hell is going on,(you have a memory prob. sorry your old.) but finding yourself having nails up your arms and bunches of splinters. But mostly, you find an old muscular rap idol lying next to you. You then again start squeeling in excitment, but also pain this time. He abruptly awakes. His leg hits a chunk of wood which smacks your head. It knocks you back down. He then relizes his penis had been shopped off in the accident. he searches everywhere till he finds it in your hands. he can't open your hands so he rushes you over to a hospital where he cuts it off. He stitches it back on. You wake up with a headache and your wrist sewn on backwards. You get so pissed at romeo, you punch him in the face. He gets his lawyers to put you in jail where you get a cell mate named rosalia. She's big and hairy. She becomes your best friend because she doesn't have many. This is because she began a cult, but didn't committ to it, so no one trusts her anymore. Except for you. The people in the jail don't like you either because your buddies with the beastly cult ditcher. They throw food at you when your in the cafeteria, till one day someone took your crutch away from you. Instantly you took a pillow and suffocated them with it. The officers decided to put you in rehab. You went into rehab as a 114 year old with a fucked up wrist and a bruised leg, that could barely walk, but had the loudest and perkiest voice ever. They thought you were delightful there. You met a nurse named EDWARDO. He was 21, he fell inlove with you so you both ran away to the back of a K-mart. You ate a hot dog they served you there, where you got food poisoned. He sent you back to the hospital where they recognized you. They then injected some drugs to kill you because they were tired of you. (Plus I'm tired of making this so long)
haha that wus fuckin hilarious. i luv how my own fuckin husbind is tired of me. o well. i got a 21 year old guy. so its all good. lol. and i did fuckin call u. ok maybe i didnt. lol.
2) Bruce Almighty (you left it at my house. lol. I'll give it back to you soon....??"
3) HEATHER!! YTF DIDN'T YOU CALL ME LAST NIGHT! FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHERES MY GOD DAMN FLOWERS! IT'S OUR 4 DAY ANNIVERSARY!! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU FORGOT! YOUR SUCH A SHITTY BOYFRIEND!! AHH!! lol so manny rad times in art dude!
4)in 5th grade we were on the swings together singing.....wheatland....awhhh....
5)How many cheerleading teams have you been on??
6)cats. I ripped the whiskers off your stuffed one! lol!!
7) It will be your 112 birthday. You will be sitting in your rocking shair on the front porch of your giant florida mansion, listening to sugarcult. You'll be writing new cheers for the Orlando Magic cheerleaders. You will then get a papercut. You'll be really pissed and jump up and down on your porch. You'll attract so much attention that Romeo will run out of his shower to tell you to shut up. Even though he is really old he will still have buldging abs. Your going to start jumping up and down and screaming again till he starts to join you. You both squeel and jump on your porch. Well your porch isn't so strong, it collapses. You tumble in a big pile of wood and bolts. (may i remind you romeo is still naked.) You wake up not knowing what the hell is going on,(you have a memory prob. sorry your old.) but finding yourself having nails up your arms and bunches of splinters. But mostly, you find an old muscular rap idol lying next to you. You then again start squeeling in excitment, but also pain this time. He abruptly awakes. His leg hits a chunk of wood which smacks your head. It knocks you back down. He then relizes his penis had been shopped off in the accident. he searches everywhere till he finds it in your hands. he can't open your hands so he rushes you over to a hospital where he cuts it off. He stitches it back on. You wake up with a headache and your wrist sewn on backwards. You get so pissed at romeo, you punch him in the face. He gets his lawyers to put you in jail where you get a cell mate named rosalia. She's big and hairy. She becomes your best friend because she doesn't have many. This is because she began a cult, but didn't committ to it, so no one trusts her anymore. Except for you. The people in the jail don't like you either because your buddies with the beastly cult ditcher. They throw food at you when your in the cafeteria, till one day someone took your crutch away from you. Instantly you took a pillow and suffocated them with it. The officers decided to put you in rehab. You went into rehab as a 114 year old with a fucked up wrist and a bruised leg, that could barely walk, but had the loudest and perkiest voice ever. They thought you were delightful there. You met a nurse named EDWARDO. He was 21, he fell inlove with you so you both ran away to the back of a K-mart. You ate a hot dog they served you there, where you got food poisoned. He sent you back to the hospital where they recognized you. They then injected some drugs to kill you because they were tired of you. (Plus I'm tired of making this so long)
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