LMFAO!!! DUDUDDUUDUDEEE!!! I dream about you fucking me gently.....jk jk. My dreams are actually unbelievably fucked up tho.
1) many random rap songs you have danced to for me. 2) ANDY MILONAKIS SHOW KICKS ASS DUDE!! It too reminds me of you because you also are a hardcore orgasmic thing in my life. Shows are shorter movies, it's all good. 3) WERE BUYING A TRAMPOLINE HOUSE!! WE CAN PLAY DDR IN DIAPERS AS WE EAT CURRY AND HARDCORE CROSSTITCH! OUR BACK YARD WILL BE FULL OF HORNY BEASTS THAT ENJOY WHIPPED CREAM!! 4) OMG OUR CLAY FIGHT!!! 5) Do you like portable pocket protectors 6)LLAMAS!! FUCK YES!! 7) We'll be driving to a marlyn manson concert in our yellow mustang. We'll be very excited till someone starts running after the car. It looks like an old lady with jeans right below her boobs and above her ankles carrying a giant seam ripper. She is screaming "COME BACK HERE YOU FUCKING WHORES! PUT ON A GODAMN SHIRT! YOUNG SLUTTY TEENAGERS!!" we start speeding but somehow she gets into a hovering conoe. It is chasing after us until we panic and crash the car into a huge jello pool. IT'S MS KOCELKO!! she gets out her seam ripper as we eat and back stroke in the jello. I then grab her canoe but i fall into a grocery cart. Ms. kocelko gets pissed off at me so she pulls the mustang out of the pool with her awesome sewing talents and crashes into me. You become so pissed that you grab her seam ripper and violenly murder her. Unfortunaly ms.kocelko's blood is tainted with old crazy people cells. It seeps into your body and you begin screaming at some hot teenage skateboarder dude on the road, to stop being so routy and rude to elders. "woah that babe thinks im an asshole." the amazingly bonerlicous dude thinks to himself as he walks over to you. He then becomes so sad that he can't have you that he takes out a gun and shoots in the head. His blood is everywhere, you slip on it and crack your head.
OMG dude! i could so see that happening. ...andi forgot the part about the clay fight. lol dude. so many great times all rolled into one post. love you dude.
awhh. that was one of those moments where i feel warm enough to piss myself. If i was with u i would, because we'd prob be waring diapers. I don't think were ever gonna stop having great times together. I love you too dude.
1) many random rap songs you have danced to for me.
2) ANDY MILONAKIS SHOW KICKS ASS DUDE!! It too reminds me of you because you also are a hardcore orgasmic thing in my life. Shows are shorter movies, it's all good.
3) WERE BUYING A TRAMPOLINE HOUSE!! WE CAN PLAY DDR IN DIAPERS AS WE EAT CURRY AND HARDCORE CROSSTITCH! OUR BACK YARD WILL BE FULL OF HORNY BEASTS THAT ENJOY WHIPPED CREAM!!
4) OMG OUR CLAY FIGHT!!!
5) Do you like portable pocket protectors
6)LLAMAS!! FUCK YES!!
7) We'll be driving to a marlyn manson concert in our yellow mustang. We'll be very excited till someone starts running after the car. It looks like an old lady with jeans right below her boobs and above her ankles carrying a giant seam ripper. She is screaming "COME BACK HERE YOU FUCKING WHORES! PUT ON A GODAMN SHIRT! YOUNG SLUTTY TEENAGERS!!" we start speeding but somehow she gets into a hovering conoe. It is chasing after us until we panic and crash the car into a huge jello pool. IT'S MS KOCELKO!! she gets out her seam ripper as we eat and back stroke in the jello. I then grab her canoe but i fall into a grocery cart. Ms. kocelko gets pissed off at me so she pulls the mustang out of the pool with her awesome sewing talents and crashes into me. You become so pissed that you grab her seam ripper and violenly murder her. Unfortunaly ms.kocelko's blood is tainted with old crazy people cells. It seeps into your body and you begin screaming at some hot teenage skateboarder dude on the road, to stop being so routy and rude to elders. "woah that babe thinks im an asshole." the amazingly bonerlicous dude thinks to himself as he walks over to you. He then becomes so sad that he can't have you that he takes out a gun and shoots in the head. His blood is everywhere, you slip on it and crack your head.
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...andi forgot the part about the clay fight.
lol dude.
so many great times all rolled into one post.
love you dude.
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that was one of those moments where i feel warm enough to piss myself. If i was with u i would, because we'd prob be waring diapers.
I don't think were ever gonna stop having great times together.
I love you too dude.
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