OMG, A HOME!

[no_rainbows]

So ohmigod, I've got a new place and I'm totally freaking out about it.  I got into this game of twenty questions with this guy and I managed to guess his name after only twelve questions.  Turns out he's freaking Hermes, as in the God.  He told me that I could have a prize and after awhile of agonizing, I asked for a home since you know, kind of

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[artoflabor]

Shit, kid. I'm jealous.

[no_rainbows]

Holy crap, it's insane. I don't even know what I'm going to do with all the space. [Looks around, wide eyed]

[artoflabor]

I seriously don't think I'd know what to do with a place with more than a living room, bathroom, and bedroom.

[no_rainbows]

Honestly? Me neither. I've been living in a two bedroom apartment and before that was a ranch house but there was a lot of us there.

This is mine and wow....

[artoflabor]

Yeah. I've spent my life in a variety of shared studios and trailers. Anything else is overwhelming.

You should get a bed. With a frame.

[no_rainbows]

I think that's where I am, overwhelmed. I walked around the house all night, kept checking things.

I have one of those. [Tilts head] Why with a frame?

[artoflabor]

Big houses freak me out. Something could be going on in the opposite end of them and you'd have no fucking clue.

-shrug- I've always wanted a bed with a frame, like in motels. Classier than a futon.

[no_rainbows]

Thanks a lot, now you're just freaking me out!

Oh yeah, me too and they can be fun. [Smiles, nodding] That's why I'm glad I have one.

[artoflabor]

That's my job, little lady.

You gotta love a bed that springs back when you fall back into it. It's like having an in-house trampoline.

[no_rainbows]

It's your job to freak me out?

Yeah, I totally did that for awhile last night too.

[artoflabor]

Well, it's either that or making rich kids coffee.

[no_rainbows]

And which do you find more amusing?

[artoflabor]

I mean, it's fun to watch them drink coffee I've peed in and call it "better than Starbucks," but your "freaked out" face is pretty cute.

[no_rainbows]

Oh yeah, I'm sure you'll find it super cute when I make you stay up and talk to me because I'm too freaked out to sleep. [Smirks, nods]

[artoflabor]

That's what the piss-coffee is for.

[no_rainbows]

Okay, ewwww! No! [Wrinkles nose]