i say a little prayer for.....ME

[no_pants_island]

sometimes, when i get a little down, i like to imagine i'm one of the people in a burt bacharach song. as an atheist, i feel uncomfortable trying to live out the lyrics to "i say a little prayer." no, i imagine myself as the sexist [and slightly mysogynistic] straight breadwinner who sings stuff like "don't think just because there's a ring on

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[krull]

worst. download. site. EVER!

first you need to wait to get a "download ticket"... then you get heavily throttled bandwidth after the first 10MB unless you buy a premium membership?

VILE INTERNETS.

[no_pants_island]

krull, like all gays, you ruin everything.

[krull]

my new personal affirmation, adopted from reverend_runt:

you are a fat, fat pig and i hate you.

i ruin because i'm a fatty.

[no_pants_island]

krull, like all gays and fat people, you ruin everything.

ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW?

[krull]

duh, i'm never satisfied -- I AM THE EAT-BEAST.

[redarius]

WHERE IS MY HAM?

[no_pants_island]

eww.

[krull]

[spencert]

[krull]

that grade 5 panus is NAUGHTY!

[spencert]

"Grade Five: Apron covers the knees or beyond."

My heart just skipped a beat.

[krull]

it's horrifying when you think about what that means in terms of practical daily life: i've seen men who were close to 500 pounds with probably 60+ inch waists -- and the only way they can pee is by going into the handicapped stall, leaning forward and propping themselves against the wall until the toilet is roughly where they need it to be and hoping for the best.

...because they can't reach their naughty bits. because they have a 60" waist and a grade-5 apron.

how do i know this? i was in the stall next door one day and was mesmerized by the grunting and swearing.

oh, spencer. i've seen too much. T_T

[spencert]

Yes. Yes you have. But that's what makes you so wise.

[spencert]

This part of your selfmess is made from baconmeat.

[krull]

best FCIPH quote EVER.