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[no_pants_island]

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[toby_ray]

When I first started swimming on a regular basis, I really hated the showers (they are communal, so no curtains/doors). After about a month I discovered:

1 - I have a better body that most of the people who are un-self-conscious, so why worry!
2 - Most of the straight men have 'stains' in their underpants, so who cares what they think?
3 - My dick is bigger than most of theirs, so why not show it off!!

[quick_impulses]

I have to take a few years to learn to swim better,

then I'm'a come swimmin' with you.

Except you have to come in your bunny ears and glasses.

[toby_ray]

cool! We can pretend to be dolphins together!

I always swim in Bunny ears and glasses!

[quick_impulses]

Uh, yeah, and "poor little kitch boy" should be kitsch, unless you're all hipster-doing-it-ironically.

And I'm not gonna quote ... err ... "Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits ... and do it all day long," except I just did.

And fuckin' A, I missed my opportunity anyway: I used to live in Manchester, and the ONE time I went to the aquatic centre with the big "flume", I didn't have contacts, so I had to take off my glasses, and I was totally wearing one of those European box-cut tight-fitting things, and my freckly peppery friend who's a girl had to lead me around by hand, and I kept trying to squint at all the guys who seemingly had nice shapes to their bodies, then decided just to go into the 1 foot wading pool cuz I couldn't see shit.

[toby_ray]

I can't believe that you are the first person to notice my typo (I can't spell for toffee).

Jesus, Manchester. Poor you!

[no_pants_island]

i made a breakthrough with my swimming technique this week, but my dick has always been big.

[mom_smackley]

Really?

[no_pants_island]

yes, the secret is not to fight the water and maintain a forward-looking body posture while catching a breath only every few strokes. :)

[mom_smackley]

Har har---no! the big dick part!!!! haha

[no_pants_island]

that's just internet rumors, i'm hung like a hive...

...OR AM I?!?

[mom_smackley]

A hive? Like BEES? Or like a zit?

Dag. I got a little excited there for a second...AND I'M STILL AT WORK!

[no_pants_island]

DECIDE FOR YOURSELF.

(only the 1000s of men i've enjoyed know for sure.)

awww, why are you still at work?

[mom_smackley]

HA!

THOUSANDS?

Man, I'm always at work----I'm leaving in two shakes of a BIG OLE' HIVE, though.

[toby_ray]

Cool! What stroke do you do? I only really do brest stroke. It is a 'man's' breast stroke though, not a 'lady not getting her hair wet' stroke!

[no_pants_island]

freestyle, breast, and freestyle with the pull buoy. i love the breast and yes, it's totally the "lady not getting her hair wet" stroke. there was this water aerobics class in the shallow end and they seemed like they were having a lot more fun than i was all swimming solitary laps. they ever played "human" by the human league on their radio. sigh.