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[no_onespecial]

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply,

Comments

[majesticxii]

Hahaha.
Great little...dunno...what is it? Joke is a bit off...and...well.
It's damn funny anyway :/

[majesticxii]

It's the truth but it's the comic bit about men which is the actual punch-line per say.
And if your man does all that, in my honest opinion he's wasting his time.

[majesticxii]

Your an ex-Freeserver aren't you? #Games, right?

[majesticxii]

I knew as much.
Didn't know you at all just recognised:
A) Your picture
B) Your domain name
C) Your name, sort of.