I'm not amused.

[no_not_murder]

The jokes about my slaughtering of small dogs are bad enough, but did you really have to go to such extremes? I want to know who's responsible for this immediately! Percival, was it you?!

I don't know who's pet this is, but I want it out of my apartment right now!!

Comments

[havvtkorean]

Homefry, you slaughter small dogs? Like chihuahuas? That's like a service to mankind.

[no_not_murder]

Ah, you again. For the LAST. TIME.

I DO NOT KILL DOGS!!! I have no idea what a chihuahuas is, but I probably haven't slaughtered one of those, either.

[havvtkorean]

If you don't do it, then why worry about it so much? You're going to die from a heartattack.

[no_not_murder]

It's an insult to my honor to be accused of killing little animals!

[havvtkorean]

You look hella dumb yelling about it, homebiscuit.

[no_not_murder]

I'll concede your point, but only because I'm exhausted, homefruit.

... I don't suppose you're good at picking names for pets?

[havvtkorean]

Name em Homeskillet. It'd be awesome. Come here homeskillet. Thats a good homeskillet.

:D :D See.

[no_not_murder]

.... And suffer Percival's endless teasing about my wanting to cook it? I think not.

[havvtkorean]

Thats when you call him Percival XD XD XD XD

[no_not_murder]

Absolutely not! I'd rather name it Homeskillet than Percival. His teasing is far more tolerable than his gloating.

[havvtkorean]

I vote for homeskillet or homefry. :D

[gegenwelt]

Actually, I think Percival is a fine name for a dog. Wouldn't you agree, Borus? (Or should I say, Homeskillet?)

[no_not_murder]

No, Percival is a horrible name for a dog. And don't call me that, it's bad enough he does.

[gegenwelt]

Now don't be like that, Homeskillet. I happen to like Percival. It just has a certain ring to it. It commands respect. It rolls off the tongue well. Surely, you understand.

[no_not_murder]

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