Hrm.

[no_not_murder]

I have, at my neighbor's suggestion, named the dog Homefry. Because if I say it quickly enough it sounds like 'Humfrey', and that is not so bad. I suppose he makes a suitable enough living companion, though he'd never make a good hunting dog. Leo would be aghast, I'm sure.

The children of the district seem to like him. I've found several willing to care for him while I am at work. They call him 'Homie' for short.

I have acquired an attraction to the 'mint chocolate chip' flavor of ice cream.