Campers.

[no_nanomites]

[Sixteen year old Ana Lewis is sitting in her cabin, wearing an awesome hat and a sundress that's a bit shorter than her parents would like it to be. She looks around the room and sighs.]

Oh Camp Isukketpuns, what would we do without you? Summer's loveliest little spot for mosquitoes and slimy things that go bump in the night.

[There's a pause,

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[stopthat_destro]

Can you not do that where everybody can see, mom?

[no_nanomites]

Nope. It's so much more fun for me to do it this way, Rexikins.

[stopthat_destro]

Okay, thanks. Thank you for that. I get to start camp with a cool new nickname.

[no_nanomites]

Of course! Anything I can do to make your life better, Rexikins. Now mom packed you're special big boy underwear, right?

[stopthat_destro]

I packed my own underwear! And it's normal under-- YOUR BRAS ARE PADDED! [Yeah that'll show her.]

[no_nanomites]

No they aren't, Rexikins. You just don't know what boobs look like yet. Don't worry, some nerd will hook you and you'll have little nerd babies and you'll see what a real girl looks like.

[stopthat_destro]

They are, and also: you're not a natural blonde. So, it looks like your boyfriend's in for two surprises.

[no_nanomites]

Rex. They are not. Take that back. [She's not denying the blond though.]

And you leave Damon out of this!

[stopthat_destro]

No annnnnd no. A-Cup.

Oh these two.

[no_nanomites]

Rex. There is a whole lake right there for you to accidently drown in.

[stopthat_destro]

I know how to swim.

[no_nanomites]

Not if I tie you to a rock you don't.

[stopthat_destro]

What are you, in the mafia now?

[no_nanomites]

If I have to be!

[stopthat_destro]

Who are you and why are you talking about my sister's breasts?