Audio post.

[no_nanomites]

[Ana sounds out of breath, and her voice is a mix of being exceptionally pissed off and full of despair. Intermittently, there is the sound of her punching/kicking the heavy bag in the gym. Also? It's totally after lunch, which is in direct violation of the rules Uhura set out.]

Fuck [punching sound] you [punching sound] Uhura [triple punch kick

Comments

[christ_onabike]

...Hey, what the fuck are you blaming her for?

[Long pause]

Don't you have somewhere to be?

[no_nanomites]

None of your damn business.

And no I don't.

[christ_onabike]

Fairly sure you fucking well do.

[long pause]

Lemme re-phrase. Does Uhura know where you are?

[no_nanomites]

Aw, it's so cute you believe that.

I'm not hiding. It's fairly obvious where I am if you've got half a brain.

[Punch, punch, punch, kick.]

[christ_onabike]

Can't imagine you'll be there for long, then.

[no_nanomites]

I should hope not.

[christ_onabike]

Enjoy getting your ass kicked.

[no_nanomites]

I'm highly amused you think that's what going to happen.

[christ_onabike]

Tends to be what happens when you underestimate Uhura.

I know. Been there.

[no_nanomites]

Did she ever ground you? Cause really, if that's the best she can come up with, she's in an entire world of trouble.

[christ_onabike]

...No, she didn't. But trust me, she can do, and has done a lot, lot worse.

[no_nanomites]

I'm shaking in my designer boots.

[christ_onabike]

Underestimating her's your own funeral.

[no_nanomites]

I suppose we'll see, won't we. Besides this is all her fault.

[christ_onabike]

Y'know, I'm still not getting that one.

[no_nanomites]

Y'know I don't care if you do or not.