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Six reasons to kick Danish

Jun 20, 2010 08:59

[The phone is picked up a bit too hastily and nearly dropped again while he tries to fend someone off. After a minute, he finally manages to practically shout into the speaker. He sounds a bit drunk, but that's not enough out of the normal to really alert anyone.]

She won't stop!

[More shuffling and the breaking of glass can be heard, then his ( Read more... )

can we please stop this, no more beer plz, event: father's day, my drone wife's being creepy

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hugs_arent_free June 20 2010, 23:00:44 UTC

I could stop her if you wanted. But you'd have to pay me. [Or you could order her to stop yourself but he's not going to tell you that.]

no_mountains June 21 2010, 04:40:25 UTC

You're way too short to do anything. [He might be a horrible caretaker most of the time, but there are reasons why Scania likes him, so...] Better run while you can.

hugs_arent_free June 21 2010, 14:13:21 UTC

My size is irrelevant.[Said somewhat defensively. He really hates being short.] I am more than capable of dealing with one troublesome woman.

no_mountains June 21 2010, 17:36:48 UTC

You need to learn to embrace being short, it's great!

[He'd know, he'S by far the shortest in his neighbourhood.]

hugs_arent_free June 21 2010, 17:50:02 UTC

Hmph. I never said I had a problem with being short. But I don't see many advantages.

[Mammon used to be tall. Well... taller. He was always short. Just not a baby.]

no_mountains June 21 2010, 19:41:03 UTC

You can make people get you stuff!

hugs_arent_free June 21 2010, 20:04:56 UTC

You can do that when you're tall too.

no_mountains June 21 2010, 20:18:14 UTC

And nobody would be surprised that I can kick ass if I wasn't!

hugs_arent_free June 21 2010, 20:51:19 UTC

Then shouldn't you be able to handle Conchita?

no_mountains June 21 2010, 20:57:08 UTC

NOT LIKE THIS!

hugs_arent_free June 21 2010, 21:11:44 UTC

Good grief. How did you survive this long?

no_mountains June 21 2010, 21:28:10 UTC

Why shouldn't I?

hugs_arent_free June 21 2010, 22:27:09 UTC

You don't seem to have much in the way of survival skills.

no_mountains June 22 2010, 06:14:15 UTC

I don't do any stupid outdoors stuff in the mountains that I'd need it for.

hugs_arent_free June 22 2010, 13:52:26 UTC

Muu. Of course. How foolish of me to think you would need to know how to survive anywhere but on a mountain.

no_mountains June 22 2010, 15:52:09 UTC

Everyone likes me [For example Nazi Germany. Just don't remind him of that. He tries to ignore it.] and I'm strong, so I'm always alright!

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