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[no_mountains]

HEY WHOEVER'S RESPONSIBLE I want Norway for my birthday! Right now! And my sister would be cool too. How am I supposed to celebrate without them?

[After all Sweden was brought here. Then Norway and his sister should be next, right? And then maybe Iceland and his sister, and then Denmark's sister, and then

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[bornwithskison]

As long as I can keep my title of Ice King. [Have a filled out form!]

[no_mountains]

Ice King? Like Burger king, just with icecream? [Why is it so HOT in this place. He's used to middle temperatures, mind you.]

Hey, thank you! [And now you'll be hugged all over.]

[bornwithskison]

No, I think that's Dairy Queen.

[HOW AM TO REACT. He just stands there looking a little confused before awkwardly patting him on the back.]

[no_mountains]

You'll like my Norway! He's much taller than you, and warmer, and all his hair is really curly!

[bornwithskison]

...I can be wa--I'll never curl my hair.

[no_mountains]

Nah, you'd had to eat a lot to become as warm as him. [This is, for a change, about pillow qualities. But do you REALLY want to look like your Russia?]

You have a curl.

[bornwithskison]

[Ewww, whale blubber on this body.] ...He's fat?

One. 'n it's Svalbard. Jan Mayen too, I suppose.

[no_mountains]

Nah, he's warm. Tall and strong.

[Said in the proud tone of someone who is still really, really smitten, despite having been practically married for a long time.]

[bornwithskison]

Sounds like something I would've said about Denmark when I was younger.

[no_mountains]

Why not now?

...he told me you were ignoring him after your independence.