Five reasons to party Danish

[no_mountains]

[This Post is, more than anything else, LOUD. And very angry.]

GIVE ME BACK THE PICTURES! NOW!

IF YOU CAN'T BRING HIM HERE, AT LEAST GIVE ME THE PICTURES! Even the ones from the wedding. Even only one. Just...

Hey, Harley. How are you?

[After a pause. It took him a while but now he guesses that what he did wasn't perfect behavior.]

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[crazyclownwoman]

Denmark!

[Guess who was just going to try to call]

You're alright!

[no_mountains]

I'm fully healed, not even coughing anymore, and my eyes are intact, too!

How're you?

[crazyclownwoman]

Same!

[She's apparently gotten off lucky]

I knew running and hiding were the way to go!

Where are you now?

[no_mountains]

I'm at home. Beaver 1766. I would never have thought that I'd miss my drone family.

[crazyclownwoman]

I never thought I'd miss this place at all.

[She sounds cheerful]

I'll come over ta see you!

[no_mountains]

If I had never come here, I wouldn't have known that there are more mes.

If you come now, I'll send the drone son to buy some cake.

[crazyclownwoman]

I love cake!

[And a little later there is a knock on his door. She's not dressed in her clown outfit or makeup, instead she's wearing shorts and a teeshirt she got from home as well.]

Hi-yah!

[no_mountains]

[Door is being thrown open.]

Come in! That son isn't back yet, but I gave him money and told him what to do. Usually they are good for that kind of thing. Do you want something to drink?

[crazyclownwoman]

[So happy to be alive today]

Sure, anythings fine.

[She sighs as she comes into the house]

I can't believe we have things to drink now!

[no_mountains]

And we can eat what we want and can be sure that it's safe.

[Leading her into the living room.]

[crazyclownwoman]

Exactly!

I never want to have to go a week without food again!

[Comes into the living room]

Oh and I wanted to say thanks for sticking with me during the last bit of it. It was much less creepy with someone else there.

[no_mountains]

Me neither. I've done it before, but it really, really sucks.

It really was. That place was really, really creepy. I hope the road is closed forever now. [pointing at a chair and sitting down at the other side of the table. There's tea on the table.]

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah. I mean I'm used to running away a lot but geeze. Most of the time they aren't tryin' ta kill me!

And if it isn't, I sure as heck ain't goin' back.

[Only that's a lie. Because if she might find Ivy there she would go and look again. She sits down at takes a drink of tea]

[no_mountains]

Then why are you trying to run away? They usually try to kill me if they do. I'm just faster.

If Norway was there, I would go back to get him out of there. I might not be much of a help anymore, but I sure can try.

[crazyclownwoman]

[Shrugs and takes a sip]

To escape from cops and Batman, Robin, gang members, uh Batgirl...It's only the cops and gang members who'll shoot you though. But I've got lots of practise running.

[takes another drink and sighs]

Yeah...if Ivy was there I'd be goin' back too.

Sorry for the delay! Will try to be faster.

[no_mountains]

Who are Batman and Robin and Batgirl? Why do all of those people hunt you?

[Looking a bit lost.]

Ivy is your best friend?