One reason to become Danish

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[The first thing that you can hear is ...nothing. Denmark would talk, but he's got the feeling of someone who is really hung over, just without the headache, and that makes him slower than usual. Also a lot calmer which comes with the momentary laziness, and the barely awake sleepy state that he's in explains why he hasn't noticed everything being

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[Staring back. What is a stranger doing in his house. ...Maybe some island that he has forgotten about. --Processing--]

Who are you?

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[Wants to sy that there was a moth but it's gone. So... let's get down from this table and sort this situation out. That horrible lamp that just bumped into his head when he stepped back definitely is something that ...Sweden might use. But not him.]

...Never heard about you. Are you one of the people that wear rugs on their heads half the day?

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...I've never had any children. We're sterile.

[Looks at the pictures anyway.]

And that's not my sister.

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...I've never been married. And if, it would have been Norway.

Her boobs aren't very big. Can I get another one?

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How do I get a replacement?

[Getting rid of this one shouldn't be hard if it is that easy.]

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staaare]

...Does she have a brain?

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...What kind of payment do they have here?

[Wandering over to look into the fridge, too]

He had a crappy taste for beer. Was he German or something?

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America uses Dollars or something like that if I remember right?

[It's not! North German beer and danish beer are extremely different. Uhm. They are!]

...Prussia's long gone. Was abolished after the war.