One reason to become Danish

[no_mountains]

[The first thing that you can hear is ...nothing. Denmark would talk, but he's got the feeling of someone who is really hung over, just without the headache, and that makes him slower than usual. Also a lot calmer which comes with the momentary laziness, and the barely awake sleepy state that he's in explains why he hasn't noticed everything being

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[thebestnation]

...What are you screaming about?

[no_mountains]

[And this isn't Norway's voice, either. What the- Just forgetting about the moth and staring at the telephone.]

Who are you?

[thebestnation]

America, of course.

[no_mountains]

...sorry. I didn't mean to dial your number. ...Get your brother.

[thebestnation]

[What.

No, really, what.]

I don't...have a brother...Unless you're calling Bri a man. I mean, she acts like one sometimes, but...

[no_mountains]

Sure you have. That big one.

[thebestnation]

I would know if I had a brother!

[no_mountains]

Everyone has a sibling.

...Except for North Pole, maybe. But she's a bitch.

[thebestnation]

Not where I come from.

[no_mountains]

If you are America, I even know your brother. Pretty well, he always butts into stuff that he should stay out of.

...And sister America has pretty gorgeous tits.

[thebestnation]

...What.

[no_mountains]

Everyone says that they're fake and I'm sure that they are right but they are still gorgeous!

[Yeah he is... partly aware that he's talking to a person who is female and claims to be America. But big tits are a good thing, aren't they?]

[thebestnation]

MY BOOBS ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL YOU JERK!

[no_mountains]

What do they look like?

[thebestnation]

Wh-what the hell!?

[no_mountains]

Hey, that's a normal question if you start talking about them.