Aug 02, 2006 11:08
Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day and his mom is taking a bath. He Points at her bush and asks, "Whats that mommy?"
A little embarrassed, she tells him that it is her sponge. Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season. Tommy asks her, "Where is your sponge mommy?"
Again embarrassed she tells him that she lost it but will find it soon. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it. Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge. "What do you mean you found my sponge? Where?"
"The lady next door has it and she's washing Daddy's face with it!"
hahaha that is funny!
I have some more too, but I'll put them in later.