Oh man..

[no_more_makeup]

..they would fit me!!
http://www.vintagesecret.com/shop/evening_dresses/black_and_silver_mandarin_pencil_dress
http://www.vintagesecret.com/shop/evening_dresses/1960s_blanes_gold_cocktail_dress

of course i still visit anthropologie daily for the sole purpose of seeing if these are on sale:
http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=843066