Topping this week's batch is Ely Buendia's twists on the songs of his bands. Panalo.
Medyo pangit ka pa nun...hanggang ngayon.
-Ely Buendia, singing "Magasin"
"Gagawin ko ang lahat pati ang misis mo."
-still Ely Buendia, singing "Ligaya"
Ika: Sa ating tatlo, ikaw lang ang burgis. (Among the three of us, you're the one who's bourgeoisie.)
The Adik: Ako?! Pano naman ako naging burgis? (Me?! How did I ever show that I was bourgeoisie?"
Ika: It's like love, it's hard to explain.
Ayan kasi, malandi ka. (Because you're such a loose woman.)
-The Other Adik reacting on *ehem*
Meron pong
-Purple Turban's favorite sentence when we attended my aunt's birthday party.
You're a magnet for these scenarios, anyway.
-Teh Glooe's reaction on me buying The Worst Case Scenario Handbook
Manong Guard: Mam, ano pong pangalan ng babaeng kasama ni Sir Nacho Libre?
The Adik: Whore of the Day.