QOTW
They're back, balakubak.
Anak, wag kang kumuba; wala sa lahi natin ang magbubukid.
(Child, don't stoop; we don't have farmers in our clan.)
-Paquito, genetic source of mean-ness
Me: Ano ulam nyo? (What are you having for dinner?)
The Buddhist: Leeg daw ng tuna. (Tuna neck.)
Me: May leeg ba ang tuna?! (Do tuna fishes have necks?!)
-clearly, a lot has to be learned about fish anatomy.
Me: Do tuna fishes have necks?
Purple Turban: They do. Whn you get a fish you break its neck. Standard procedure.
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Teh Glooe: Got no more battery, let's meet somewhere na lang?
The Adik: You're leaving now na ba? See you in front of my building na lang in 5 minutes. (pauses) Bakit ang conyo natin?
Teh Glooe: It's a Friday.