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[notcodemonkey]

>run they.exe

Comments

[sorrow_nor_fire]

Oh goody!

You're just in time to meet the squid.

[notcodemonkey]

I'm ever so thankful; maybe I'll unplug everything again and wait that one out.

[sorrow_nor_fire]

Awwwww, but he's so friendly!

And it took at least forty-two tries to get a giant anthropomorphically-personified squid (subclass sapiens, no less!) that lived in sand instead of water.

[mabit]

...Plato, please don't tell me you've been breeding desert squid behind my back.

[sorrow_nor_fire]

... I haven't been...

¬_¬

[mabit]

All right, who's been breeding desert squid behind my back?

[sorrow_nor_fire]

... not I, said the Little Red Hen?

[mabit]

Don't be shifty at me. The question here is squid, not hens of any description.

[sorrow_nor_fire]

OH MY GOODNESS ME LOOK A LEMMING. RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

It does not look as though it is fucking around, as we say in my country!

WITH A CHAINSAW.

Man, I miss the days when they'd just jump off cliffs.

LOOK OUT FOR YOUR LIFE.

[pae]

Znq, sweetheart, don't you know that I'm phobic when it comes to large text?

You don't want to cause a panic attack, do you?

[armin_isaac]

IT CERTAINLY WASN'T ME EITHER.

[notcodemonkey]

Friendly? I believe you.

Why were you-- no. I don't want to know. I don't want anything to do with anything that belongs in a Pratchett novel.

[sorrow_nor_fire]

... ♥

You are my new best friend.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥.

(And also ♥, while I'm at it.)

[notcodemonkey]

Er. Thanks. Thanks very much. I see the start of a wonderful, beautiful friendship right here, yes.

(Does it have to be red?)

[sorrow_nor_fire]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

No?

[notcodemonkey]

A whole slew of colours to choose from. Aren't I lucky?

Well, I do like blue.