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no_losers_lurgy

Entry Thirty-Two

Nov 12, 2006 22:14

That's it. I'm putting in for a transfer to Beauxbatons. I speak the language, and I know that French girls kiss too, but only on the cheek.

Don't care if I'm no longer three years old. Lu is so kissing me better for this.

And I thought that tongue wasn't part of the agreement! You lied, Patil, you lied.

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susan_may_bones November 12 2006, 09:23:22 UTC

Don't be ridiculous.

Was it really that horrible?

no_losers_lurgy November 12 2006, 09:29:16 UTC

Yes. I don't like being touched by people I don't know well.

susan_may_bones November 12 2006, 09:32:01 UTC

At least is was for a good cause....?

Luna must be talented if she was able to convince you to do the kissing booth.

blondbadger November 12 2006, 09:32:58 UTC

Oh c'mon, it wasn't that horrible.

pink_parvati November 12 2006, 09:38:36 UTC

No, it wasn't. I hope Millicent wasn't offended when I kissed you on the cheek.

blondbadger November 12 2006, 09:40:12 UTC

I'm sure if you don't find a spider in your bed tonight then you're probably safe. It's kind of nice now that I can joke about it. I hope Millicent isn't offended.

pink_parvati November 12 2006, 09:42:03 UTC

I was respectful. She did make a very good bodyguard though.

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pink_parvati November 12 2006, 09:34:27 UTC

Oh, come on, Smith. You know you secretly enjoyed it. And I didn't give any of my other co-contestants tongue, so you got your money's worth.

terryrific November 12 2006, 09:38:57 UTC

But not me.

Oh? Where's mine, then? I'm kidding. Really. Not really.

pink_parvati November 12 2006, 09:43:30 UTC

Um, the kissing booth is sort of over? Stop blushing, stop blushing...

Private to Terry: But I suppose I can make exceptions. Just this once. It can be both of our consolation prize for being knocked out of the semis.

terryrific November 12 2006, 09:48:25 UTC

Yeah, I know. And that's 37 galleons we've made for charity!

Private to Parvati: Uh...

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bright_ambition November 12 2006, 09:42:07 UTC

Aww, darling, you're just too HOT for your own good!

And I still maintain that there are many people of either gender in this school who would pay to be snogged by both Patil and myself. AFTER watching the two of us snog each other. So really, it was a GOOD thing! Just tell your conscience to hush so you can hear the siren call of your hormones!

Private to Tracey pink_parvati November 12 2006, 09:44:56 UTC

Ha ha, I bet the poor thing is still a virgin. And you've probably sped up its expiry date with that comment.

Private Parvati||Tracey bright_ambition November 12 2006, 09:59:19 UTC

We may have launched a few third-years pre-maturely into puberty, yes, but I do believe that Creevey will split the hefty profit from selling copies of the photograph with us. At long last, we can all retire to a country estate complete with Quidditch pitch and practice debauchery that would make poor Zacharias reach for his smelling salts to while away the days.

Re: Private Parvati||Tracey pink_parvati November 12 2006, 10:09:42 UTC

It's a bit of a shame, isn't it. Such a good-looking bloke but with such an antisocial personality.