You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie?

[no_longer_i]

Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain?
A golden retriever.

its official,
Jacob Black is the THE BEST EVER in breaking dawn.
but im only up to chapter 17, so dont ruin my dillusion.
ie. dont tell me what happens.

what do i look like?
the wizard of oz?
you need a brain?
you need a heart?
go ahead.
take mine.
take everything i have.

<3