13. HAPPY SUNDAY MAYFIELD

Mar 20, 2011 19:36

[While some people are heading out to the highway and others are desperately warning not to, Tybalt's discovered something far more interesting ( Read more... )

oh fuck a gun, bad idea bears

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What a perfect opportunity for them to meet in person D: istheatmosphere March 20 2011, 23:59:38 UTC
[This can only end badly. Mokuren's on her way home from work and she hears the loud noises coming, curiously, from somewhere not near the Dairy. She makes her way to the park, and OH SARJALIM WHY THE DEAD BIRDS? Why would anyone do such a thing? She's standing between a dead duck and the pond, looking visibly distressed. She hasn't actually seen Tybalt yet.]

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Re: What a perfect opportunity for them to meet in person D: no_indoor_voice March 21 2011, 01:56:28 UTC
[WELL BETTER BIRDS THAN PEOPLE RIGHT

But then again, at the sight of a distressed-looking lady, he stands and respectfully lowers the gun.

And his head.

Respectfully? More like abashedly.]

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Re: What a perfect opportunity for them to meet in person D: istheatmosphere March 21 2011, 02:02:52 UTC
[BIRDS PRACTICALLY ARE PEOPLE AS FAR AS MOKUREN'S CONCERNED. :| She's looking around sort of aimlessly, and now she spots Tybalt with the gun. She stomps up to him angrily.]

What did the ducks ever do to you?!

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Re: What a perfect opportunity for them to meet in person D: no_indoor_voice March 21 2011, 02:16:14 UTC
[dully]

Would you rather it be people?

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istheatmosphere March 21 2011, 02:34:14 UTC
I would rather it be no one! Hunting for sport is cruel and wasteful. [She crosses her arms. She's not one to harrangue people but in this case? Entirely justified.]

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no_indoor_voice March 21 2011, 02:41:04 UTC
It's not sport. It's not having anything else to do.

...And the ducks will probably regenerate.

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istheatmosphere March 21 2011, 03:13:19 UTC
You have nothing to do, so you kill things? [Son she is disappoint. She used to be so fond of humans.]

There is literally nothing else to do?

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no_indoor_voice March 21 2011, 03:21:04 UTC
They're probably drone ducks anyway-

[It's becoming painfully easy to picture him squirming under censure as a child.]

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istheatmosphere March 21 2011, 03:50:19 UTC
Drone ducks? [Have an incredulous look. Would the town's curse really extend to the fowls? Well, if the events of last Thanksgiving were any indication, probably. But recent made her wonder if perhaps there weren't sentient people buried within the drones. But nope, killing drones, even duck ones is not acceptable.]

They're still innocent beasts. Why don't you read a book or do, I don't know, something else that's not destructive.

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no_indoor_voice March 21 2011, 04:19:12 UTC
Not destructive?

[He actually laughs at that.

It's not a happy laugh.]

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istheatmosphere March 21 2011, 04:24:09 UTC
[Oh dear.] Dare I even suggest something constructive?

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no_indoor_voice March 21 2011, 04:26:50 UTC
[distantly]

I wasn't created to be constructive...

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istheatmosphere March 22 2011, 03:11:36 UTC
Are you not a human being? [confused Mokuren is confused]

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no_indoor_voice March 22 2011, 03:53:20 UTC
What?

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istheatmosphere March 22 2011, 04:01:38 UTC
Human beings aren't created, they're born. [Srs-face. She was the moon-base's expert on biology. She should know.]

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no_indoor_voice March 22 2011, 04:36:23 UTC
And sometimes we're shaped. Leave me alone.

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