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[no_hat_rabbit]

Ethan and I went to Meijer's to grab some ice cream and some things for dinner today. All was good. Except the weirdo who TOUCHED me on the shoulder to ask me where the Cool Whip is. Not only do I have no clue but he TOUCHED me. Rule Number One: Don't touch me. Rule Number Two: If I don't know you and I don't talk to you, don't speak to me. I hate strangers. Then Ethan and I were going to check out and the freak ran up behind me and grabbed my shoulder! To tell me where the freakin' Cool Whip was! Great, I realize that by shopping alone with the little guy you think I'm a single mom and maybe that's hot to you but AHHH! Don't touch me!

I bought Cool Whip to eat on my ice cream so I wouldn't forget how much I hate strangers.

Argh.

The cool whip is extra creamy though, yum!