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✓ I miss somebody right now. (I hope she misses me)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Except for the computer scrubs screen)
✓ I own lots of books. (Haven't read enough of them)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Stupid four eyed nobodys. :))
✓ I love to play video games. (But my brain feels like mush. sometimes you can see brain ooze out my ear when i play.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Hell i did more than try it)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (There is a house in Miami-Dade...)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I AM the psycho-ex. but this one is turning out strangly, or maybe shes just to afraid of me.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (So sisters, tell your boyfriends where your going.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Fuck.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Don't we always?)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (itsa razor knife)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (were you expecting something?)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Almost all of the time, especially with people who love me.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi. (With veges.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (had, i had long hair)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (some good, some horrible)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (we shared the bed.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (what it is, im still trying to find. it is hidden after all.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (until i crash.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (in fact, i consider everyone my friend.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I know i want to live life.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (whether i make them or not, only time can say. but that sucks because me and time don't get along all that well.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (in fact, i have to learn that learning is momentary.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (i am shy when it comes to sex.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (hell i did more than try, i lived them)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (take out the some.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (i would die for anyones sins, but not their ignorance.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Always)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
✓ Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (so true)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (Usually the hood is a good place to write.)
× I love my job(s). (hahahaha)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (except snow)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (happily)
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (poor thing)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (i hugged a tree)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (long tight ones)
× I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke. (cigarettes)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (which is normal)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (especially well put together trailers)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (M16, Shotgun, 9mm. but im completely against killing sentient beings)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (but my feet firmly on shore. theyre loosening up though)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (help sucked.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (fairies too)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (All except asia)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (but for some reason i still end up watching the tube.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Fiction is based on reality unless you're a fairy-tale artist, you have to get your knowledge of life from somewhere. You have to know the material you're writing about before you alter it. - Hunter S. Thompson)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Annnnnd i still didnt do it, i just ended up drinking smoking and doing lsd.)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Why am i here. who am i? c'mon, who hasnt?)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (stoopid munkeys)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (loser.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (So says my mom.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (then again, i am a man.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I have, not often.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (not so much, but my dreams become guided, and i usually forget them)
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands. (i try and give the germs a chance to survive.)
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Its the minority that i care about. the majority usual takes care of themselves.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Define clinically)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (have, and will never again. but i totally kicked the small car with my jeep.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (No, but really, i can wait)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (with another man)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Elementary, Middle, and High)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (With beans and cheese)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Except for the beer tolerance. beer is expensive)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (who doesn't?)
✓ I am a twin! (maybe...)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Intellectual is an illusion)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (But then i'd probably jst do them all over again)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Pride is an illusion.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (than you!)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Live Fast, Die Pretty.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (and then my computer crashes)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Did you know the sky WILL fall one day. And we will all be doomed. but alas do not worry, because there is no hell or afterlife... just the sweet silence of rest.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (expecially when i hear it live.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Im answering this one first as i scrolled down and realized, holy shit.)
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Only one of them, but she goes to sleep much to often)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (I hope she misses me)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Except for the computer scrubs screen)
✓ I own lots of books. (Haven't read enough of them)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Stupid four eyed nobodys. :))
✓ I love to play video games. (But my brain feels like mush. sometimes you can see brain ooze out my ear when i play.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Hell i did more than try it)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (There is a house in Miami-Dade...)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I AM the psycho-ex. but this one is turning out strangly, or maybe shes just to afraid of me.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (So sisters, tell your boyfriends where your going.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Fuck.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Don't we always?)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (itsa razor knife)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (were you expecting something?)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Almost all of the time, especially with people who love me.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi. (With veges.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (had, i had long hair)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (some good, some horrible)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (we shared the bed.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (what it is, im still trying to find. it is hidden after all.)
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (until i crash.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (in fact, i consider everyone my friend.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I know i want to live life.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (whether i make them or not, only time can say. but that sucks because me and time don't get along all that well.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (in fact, i have to learn that learning is momentary.)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (i am shy when it comes to sex.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (hell i did more than try, i lived them)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (take out the some.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (i would die for anyones sins, but not their ignorance.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (Always)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
✓ Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (so true)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (Usually the hood is a good place to write.)
× I love my job(s). (hahahaha)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (except snow)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (happily)
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (poor thing)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (i hugged a tree)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (long tight ones)
× I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke. (cigarettes)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (which is normal)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (especially well put together trailers)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (M16, Shotgun, 9mm. but im completely against killing sentient beings)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (but my feet firmly on shore. theyre loosening up though)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (help sucked.)
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (fairies too)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (All except asia)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (but for some reason i still end up watching the tube.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Fiction is based on reality unless you're a fairy-tale artist, you have to get your knowledge of life from somewhere. You have to know the material you're writing about before you alter it. - Hunter S. Thompson)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Annnnnd i still didnt do it, i just ended up drinking smoking and doing lsd.)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Why am i here. who am i? c'mon, who hasnt?)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (stoopid munkeys)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (loser.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (So says my mom.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (then again, i am a man.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I have, not often.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (not so much, but my dreams become guided, and i usually forget them)
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands. (i try and give the germs a chance to survive.)
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Its the minority that i care about. the majority usual takes care of themselves.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Define clinically)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (have, and will never again. but i totally kicked the small car with my jeep.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (No, but really, i can wait)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (with another man)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Elementary, Middle, and High)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (With beans and cheese)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Except for the beer tolerance. beer is expensive)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (who doesn't?)
✓ I am a twin! (maybe...)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Intellectual is an illusion)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (But then i'd probably jst do them all over again)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Pride is an illusion.)
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (than you!)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Live Fast, Die Pretty.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (and then my computer crashes)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Did you know the sky WILL fall one day. And we will all be doomed. but alas do not worry, because there is no hell or afterlife... just the sweet silence of rest.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (expecially when i hear it live.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Im answering this one first as i scrolled down and realized, holy shit.)
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Only one of them, but she goes to sleep much to often)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.