Jul 08, 2007 14:44
blood under my fingernails...
he walked into the store and shouted, "zookeeper! give me all your animals or I will blow yo mothafuckin head off!" so the zookeeper obliges him and puts all the animals into a crate together. but when the robber goes to open the crate he finds that they have all eaten each other, and that the last one ate itself (a rare ouroborosnake), so he gets out his gun and blows the shopkeeper's mothafuckin head off.
the eynd.
too bad ornithology doesn't pay the bills.