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[no_elegance]

I admit that I like flowers but.....this is just ridiculous.

(Every time she speaks, flowers come out.  So if you are looking for her, just follew the long trail of flowers. xD)

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[natsuosagan_0]

So that was you? Flowers are pretty but they're kind of useless.

[[ Gave him a different mutation. Kitty's still got his ears! ]]

[no_elegance]

Yes it was. I think I might be able to open a flower shop soon...

Well, without flowers, then some plants wouldn't be able to reproduce, and would eventually die out. Then there would be no cucumbers and we would have less oxygen to breathe, as well.

(What did you give him? :D)

[natsuosagan_0]

I'm coming to find you then. I want you to take me shopping nee-san.

......whatever.

[no_elegance]

*blinks dumbly*

You want find me?...

*shakes head, deciding to take things as they come and to not question higher forces*

Well, it shouldn't be that hard. I've been talking to this one nice boy near this fountain. You should find me there.

*waits and starts counting how many flowers she made aloud out of sheer boredom*

10, 11, 12, 13, 14...

[natsuosagan_0]

Yeah. Alright then.

*walks around, following the flower trail and only getting distracted once or twice*

Nee-san! *spots her* I'm ready.

[no_elegance]

*still counting off*

7,222...

Oh, alright then! *is still wondering if there is something strange going on*

Anywhere you need to go right now? Food market, bookstore, clothing shops?

[natsuosagan_0]

*frowns* Don't spit any flowers on me, okay?

*thinks* No. Somewhere they sell fun things.

[no_elegance]

*Thoughts of this not being Natsuo totally disapear at the first statement*

I'm not spitting flowers at you. If I could stop it, I would.

Okay then. Off to the hardware store. Just anything we buy there, you don't poke or hit people with later, okay?

....And no, I will never buy you a chainsaw, so just forget about it.

[natsuosagan_0]

Maybe if you just don't talk then. *disdainfully looks at alll theee floweerrss*

*pouts* Please nee-san? I'm so bored and a chainsaw would be perfect! Especially since Youji's not here and everything... *sad kitty eyes go here*

[no_elegance]

No! You'll only get yourself hurt! You'll hurt someone or yourself!

*looks at Natsuo's face*

...Please don't look at me like that.

*covers her eyes...but after a moment or two looks again*

.....Why do I feel like the guilty one here?

[natsuosagan_0]

I won't get hurt! *conveniently leaves out the part about hurting others*

*pouts some more* Pleaseee nee-san! No one ever buys me anything, and it's so hard being all alone every day~

*will settle for a BB gun, but why not start bargaining at a chainsaw?*

[no_elegance]

(Strike illedgible~)

*winces at the burning cuteness of it all*

...You still don't know how to handle it properly. Y-you will hurt yourself.

I kn-now it must be hard, Natsuo-kun. And I r-really, really, do feel bad. But can we please, please get you something less...destructive?

Oh, dear lord, why did I even mention the chainsaw?

[natsuosagan_0]

No I won't! And even if something does happen, Soubi taught us how to do proper bandages and even stitches. So it's okay!

*frowns* Less destructive? Like... oh! Can I get an assault rifle? Please, nee-san?

[no_elegance]

But Natsuo-kun...a chainsaw can kill you immeditely. You may not even have time to heal yourself!

*stumbles when he says assault rifle*

W-w-what?! That would be even worse than a chainsaw! Y-you'll kill someone, Natsuo-kun.

[natsuosagan_0]

I'm not going to saw my head off or anything...

*pouts some more* Pleeeeeaaaase? I won't kill anyone, I have really good aim.

[no_elegance]

That's what they say before it happens...

*winces again*

...That may be so, but it is whoever, or whatever, you're aiming at that I'm worried for.

Why did you have to be so cute?