May 15, 2010 05:35
I’M NOT OK. I DON’T THINK I’LL BE OKAY UNTIL SERA FIXES THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF FUCKERY KRIPKE SHITTED IN OUR LAPS.
Kripke, remember when you used to talk about Dean and Sam being Han Solo and Luke Skywalker respectively? I’m assuming you were a big Star Wars fan growing up weren’t you? Well, Kripke, my dear, I think it’s about time you meet Gorge Lucas, I believe you two would be excellent friends IN FANDOM HELL.
I SWEAR, IT’S LIKE STAR WARS ALL OVER AGAIN.
There were things I liked in this episode, really. Things that I loved even. I loved the Impala. I loved Sam. I loved Dean. And that should be enough, right? I mean, that’s the show right there Samn’Dean and the Impala. I suppose that if I wasn’t such a sucker for good, not bullet ridden writing I’d be gleeful. If I wasn’t such a fan of secondary characters. If Castiel never graced our screen. IF I DIDN’T LOATH DEUS EX MACHINA AND RESET BUTTONS LIKE I DO.
BECAUSE SRSLY. WHUT. THE. FUCK. I’m going to say right now that there is still a part of me that loves this episode. If I was 100% blinders on invested in only Sam and Dean I probably would have stayed that way, unfortunately my heart for this show is cut into three so I remain in discontent. I loved the twists. I loved the music (OMG I DROVE TO SCHOOL LISTENING TO ROCK OF AGES BLARING OUT OF MY SPEAKERS I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING). I loved the Samn’Dean brotherly love of epic brotherly love. I loved the narration and everything about the Impala and home and family (even though they are completely double-standard and blind about true family).
This is where I get not happy.
I hated Castiel. Before you flip I hated THIS EPISODE’S VERSON of Castiel. Kripke, I get that you’re the same man who wrote Heaven (was it against or vs?) Hell but you were also the same man who wrote Lucifer Rising, the last season finale. So why is it that you managed to fuck over a brilliant, complex two-dimensional character that you wrote to begin with so easily? Though, the fault doesn’t rest entirely on you that ship started around mid season and then slowly went from there. Bit by bit Castiel, much like his mojo, was taken down to a small, insignificant stud of a minor character. Where was all that time and effort that I and the show invested into his amazing story arch, Kripke? Where is my compensation for that? “Oh, I’m going back to heaven now, bai!” Wtf? Not only that but almost every scene with Castiel had me grimacing with how stupidly they where fucking him over. I’ve read bad fanfic more in character. Again he was throwing the comedic shots for no reason at all. I didn’t like the “assbutt” line, I’m so sorry, but I didn’t like the “Pudding” line either so go figure.
I didn’t flip-out with Lisa amazingly but I think that’s just because I had bigger, angrier concerns in my head at the moment. (Read: “Castiel, a prime example of a show treating gold as lead”)
I still love ‘my boys’ (DEAN&SAM&CAS THAT DON’T CHANGE) like nothing else and completely equally. You couldn’t drag me out of this fandom and I’m still going to be watching and obsessing over the 6th season, if anything because I need to know how Sera gets us out of this. Even if Misha isn’t in it. :dies a little inside: But now I’m starting to realize that I’m loving this fandom more then I’m loving this cannon and that’s never happened to me before. Cannon always ruled life and for a while there I didn’t think I could read fanfiction for a long recovery time but now I feel like that fanfiction is going to be my recovery time.
oh and,
DAMN IT KRIPKE YOU RUINED MY OTP OF EPIC OTPNESS HOW COULD YOU!?
YOU RUINED CHUCK/BECKY YOU BASTARD. ;~;
So yeah, that was my little rant. I have so much more to say and really want to comment on everyone else’s little reviews but it’s really late (again) and I need to sleep off just being cannon!raped.
fuck you kripke,
i can live on soda supernatural and rock,
people pissing me off,
tag whore,
rawr,
trufax,
my fandom!world beats rl,
supernatural owns my soul,
fandom makes me stress,
dean needs a hug,
omg did you just see that shit!?,
that's not nice,
music,
self deprecation,
why do i always post before bed?,
sera gamble is awesomesauce,
cas is going to backslap a bitch,
fandom you're failing me,
arg,
canon is trying to screw me,
i'm supposed to be sleeping right now,
recap,
supernatural is giving me a heartattack,
dean is my ultimate hero,
i want to kick someone in the shins,
i see what you did thar,
classic rock kick's your music's ass,
dean gets no morning sex,
supernatural,
this involves hair pulling,
review,
what i just saw burnt out my eyes,
dean is cheating on cas,
castiel makes me hurt sometimes,
i see supernatural everywhere,
i luv my caps lock,
bitch plz,
nothing more important than family,
trench coat,
italians are bitchy,
reaction post,
dean is cheating on sam,
being bitchy pls ignore,
team spn 2dary characters,
fuck,
cannon is not canon,
rock and roll will never die,
misha makes me feel things,
i love my fandom,
another post before bed,
riot in the streets kripke is doing shit