SPN 5.21 REACTION POST
OMG, I AM RIDING THE SUPERNATURAL AFTERSHOCKS. EVERYTHING HERE IS IN CAPS BECAUSE I CAN’T MANAGE IT ANY OTHER WAY.
THERE WASN’T A MUSICAL MONTAGE. I WAS PISSED FOR A WHOLE TWO MINUTES. IT’S A GOOD THING THIS EPISODE WAS *SINGS* ~~*!AAAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAAZZZZIIIINGGG!*~~
THE PUNCHES JUST KEPT COMING.
THAT WHOLE VAN RIDE:
CAS: OH. BTW. MICHEAL IS USING YOUR BROTHER AS A VESSEL.
SAM: D:
CAS: OH. BTW. YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO DRINK DEMON BLOOD. UBER LOTS, NICK DOES IT APPARENTLY.
SAM: DDDD:
I ACTUALLY LOLED. OH, CAS WITH HIS RANDOM IMPORTANT FACTS THAT WERE IMPERTINENT HOURS AGO.
-THERE WERE NO HUGS. :[
-I’M 99.9% CERTAIN CROWLEY AND DEATH ARE IN CAHOOTS. IDK WHY OR HOW OR WHUT BUT SOME SHIT IS GOING ON THERE, I’M CERTAIN.
-THERE WAS ONLY ONE LINE EXCHANGED BETWEEN CAS AND CROWLEY. *POUT*
-WTF WAS UP WITH THE GREEN STUFF!? NOTHING IN OUR SYSTEM, EVEN MUCUS, IS THAT GREEN. IT’S LIKE THEY WERE VOMITING SLIME FROM THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS.
-I WANT TO MERRY MATT FREWER.
-CAS IN HOSPITAL GOWN WAS PROBABLY THE WEIRDEST THING FOR ME THIS EPISODE. IT WAS JUST FUCKING WEIRD. SURE. I’VE SEEN JIMMY IN OTHER CLOTHES. I’VE SEEN MISHA WITH OTHER CLOTHES. BUT CAS IN OTHER CLOTHES IS WEIRD OKAY? JUST WEIRD. BEAUTIFUL, BUT WEIRD. (AM I THE ONLY FREAK WHO STARED AT HIS BARE LEGS?)
-SPEAKING OF JIMMY…
-BOBBY AND CROWLEY SITTING IN A TREE, K.I.S.S.I.N.G. WITH TONGUE. XDD AND CROWLEY TOOK A PICTURE OF IT! IDK, BUT CROWLEY AND HIS PHONE IS JUST AWESOME TO ME.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT HUMAN!CAS. I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION. I’M SO CONFUSED. ON THE ONE HAND, HUMAN!CAS: 20% MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE THE SEASON, 57% CHANCE OF CHANGE OF CLOTHES (LESS LAYERS, YES!), AND AN EASIER WAY TO INCORPORATE HIM IN SEASON SIX.
ON THE OTHER HAND:
HE WAS A FUCKING ANGEL.
LIKE, THAT WAS/IS CAS. NOT HUMAN. ANGEL. WITH ALL HIS ANGEL AWESOMENESS AND WEIRDNESS AND STUFF. SO THAT SUCKS BECAUSE I WANT HIM BOTH WAYS.
SO IT’S A GOOD THING THAT I BELIEVE CAS IS 00.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% ANGEL. “MAYBE JUST A SPECK” Y/Y?
HE GETS ALL THE HUMAN STUFF BUT JUST THAT LAST GLIMMER OF ANGEL GOODNESS (BECAUSE YOU ALSO HAVE TO THINK BIOLOGICALLY CASTIEL IS STILL AN UNKNOWABLE, UNEARTHLY ENTITY OF FAR DIFFERENT APPEARANCE FROM HUMANS, CREATED, NOT BORN AND RAISED, IN HEAVEN POSSESSING/STUCK IN THE BODY OF AN UBER HOT MAN. NOTHING REALLY CHANGES OTHER THEN CAS JUST NOW HAS TO LIVE AS A HUMAN. IT’S LIKE A FERBEE (YES. I AM COMPARING CASTIEL TO A MOTHER FUCKING FERBEE. IT’S 3:00 IN THE MORNING AND I’M ON A SUPERNATURAL HIGH. I CAN DO THAT.) THE BATTERIES DIE IN A FERBEE AND THERE’S NO WAY TO REPLACE THEM YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE THE FREAKY THING AS A STUFFED ANIMAL AS SORTS (NOT RECOMMENDED, THEIR BEAKS HURT) IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IT’S A FERBEE (WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS) AND NOT A PLUSH, IT’S JUST BEING USED AS THAT. AND FUCK, IF THAT WASN’T THE STUPIDEST ANALOGY I HAVE EVER MADE BUT IT’S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW SO JUST ROLL WITH IT, K?
PREVIEW:
IT MADE ME HYPERVENTILATE.
I DON’T THINK SAM SAYS YES. I KNOW, I KNOW I SAW THE PROMO TOO, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT WAS SAMIFER BUT JUST SAM STRUGGLING ~WITH THE DARKNESS IN HIS HEART~ AND EPIC SHIT LIKE THAT (AND THE MASS OF DEMON BLOOD HE TOOK TO PREPARE TO BE LUCIFER’S VESSEL PROBABLY DIDN’T HELP MATTERS). SAM MOST LIKELY WILL SAY YES BUT I DON’T THINK THAT WHAT WE SAW IN THE TRAILER WAS IT.
SPECULATION:
SAM DRINKS DEMON BLOOD TO PREPARE SAYING YES TO LUCI. SAM GOES CRAZY WITH EVIL NINJA POWAH (DEAN GETS HIS ASS KICKED). SAM GOES TO A SECLUDED AREA TO ~BATTLE THE EVIL WITHIN~ BECAUSE HE HAS TO CONQUER HIMSELF (THAT SOUNDS DIRTY) BEFORE HE CAN CONQUER LUCIFER (THAT SOUNDS DIRTIER). WITHOUT THE ISSUE BEING COMPLETELY RESOLVED THE TIME COMES WHEN SAM HAS TO SAY YES, HE DOES.
INSERT EPIC KRIPKE!TWIST HERE.
SOMEONE DIES.
THE END.
AND NOW SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW:
CAS BATTLES MICHEAL NEXT EPISODE. CAS BATTLES MICHEAL AS A HUMAN.
“AND IT DOESN’T END WELL FOR HIM.”
WHUT IS THIS FUCKERY!!? DDD:
THERE WASN’T A MUSICAL MONTAGE. I WAS PISSED FOR A WHOLE TWO MINUTES. IT’S A GOOD THING THIS EPISODE WAS *SINGS* ~~*!AAAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAAZZZZIIIINGGG!*~~
THE PUNCHES JUST KEPT COMING.
THAT WHOLE VAN RIDE:
CAS: OH. BTW. MICHEAL IS USING YOUR BROTHER AS A VESSEL.
SAM: D:
CAS: OH. BTW. YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO DRINK DEMON BLOOD. UBER LOTS, NICK DOES IT APPARENTLY.
SAM: DDDD:
I ACTUALLY LOLED. OH, CAS WITH HIS RANDOM IMPORTANT FACTS THAT WERE IMPERTINENT HOURS AGO.
-THERE WERE NO HUGS. :[
-I’M 99.9% CERTAIN CROWLEY AND DEATH ARE IN CAHOOTS. IDK WHY OR HOW OR WHUT BUT SOME SHIT IS GOING ON THERE, I’M CERTAIN.
-THERE WAS ONLY ONE LINE EXCHANGED BETWEEN CAS AND CROWLEY. *POUT*
-WTF WAS UP WITH THE GREEN STUFF!? NOTHING IN OUR SYSTEM, EVEN MUCUS, IS THAT GREEN. IT’S LIKE THEY WERE VOMITING SLIME FROM THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS.
-I WANT TO MERRY MATT FREWER.
-CAS IN HOSPITAL GOWN WAS PROBABLY THE WEIRDEST THING FOR ME THIS EPISODE. IT WAS JUST FUCKING WEIRD. SURE. I’VE SEEN JIMMY IN OTHER CLOTHES. I’VE SEEN MISHA WITH OTHER CLOTHES. BUT CAS IN OTHER CLOTHES IS WEIRD OKAY? JUST WEIRD. BEAUTIFUL, BUT WEIRD. (AM I THE ONLY FREAK WHO STARED AT HIS BARE LEGS?)
-SPEAKING OF JIMMY…
-BOBBY AND CROWLEY SITTING IN A TREE, K.I.S.S.I.N.G. WITH TONGUE. XDD AND CROWLEY TOOK A PICTURE OF IT! IDK, BUT CROWLEY AND HIS PHONE IS JUST AWESOME TO ME.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT HUMAN!CAS. I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION. I’M SO CONFUSED. ON THE ONE HAND, HUMAN!CAS: 20% MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE THE SEASON, 57% CHANCE OF CHANGE OF CLOTHES (LESS LAYERS, YES!), AND AN EASIER WAY TO INCORPORATE HIM IN SEASON SIX.
ON THE OTHER HAND:
HE WAS A FUCKING ANGEL.
LIKE, THAT WAS/IS CAS. NOT HUMAN. ANGEL. WITH ALL HIS ANGEL AWESOMENESS AND WEIRDNESS AND STUFF. SO THAT SUCKS BECAUSE I WANT HIM BOTH WAYS.
SO IT’S A GOOD THING THAT I BELIEVE CAS IS 00.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% ANGEL. “MAYBE JUST A SPECK” Y/Y?
HE GETS ALL THE HUMAN STUFF BUT JUST THAT LAST GLIMMER OF ANGEL GOODNESS (BECAUSE YOU ALSO HAVE TO THINK BIOLOGICALLY CASTIEL IS STILL AN UNKNOWABLE, UNEARTHLY ENTITY OF FAR DIFFERENT APPEARANCE FROM HUMANS, CREATED, NOT BORN AND RAISED, IN HEAVEN POSSESSING/STUCK IN THE BODY OF AN UBER HOT MAN. NOTHING REALLY CHANGES OTHER THEN CAS JUST NOW HAS TO LIVE AS A HUMAN. IT’S LIKE A FERBEE (YES. I AM COMPARING CASTIEL TO A MOTHER FUCKING FERBEE. IT’S 3:00 IN THE MORNING AND I’M ON A SUPERNATURAL HIGH. I CAN DO THAT.) THE BATTERIES DIE IN A FERBEE AND THERE’S NO WAY TO REPLACE THEM YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE THE FREAKY THING AS A STUFFED ANIMAL AS SORTS (NOT RECOMMENDED, THEIR BEAKS HURT) IT DOESN’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IT’S A FERBEE (WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS) AND NOT A PLUSH, IT’S JUST BEING USED AS THAT. AND FUCK, IF THAT WASN’T THE STUPIDEST ANALOGY I HAVE EVER MADE BUT IT’S ALL I GOT RIGHT NOW SO JUST ROLL WITH IT, K?
PREVIEW:
IT MADE ME HYPERVENTILATE.
I DON’T THINK SAM SAYS YES. I KNOW, I KNOW I SAW THE PROMO TOO, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT WAS SAMIFER BUT JUST SAM STRUGGLING ~WITH THE DARKNESS IN HIS HEART~ AND EPIC SHIT LIKE THAT (AND THE MASS OF DEMON BLOOD HE TOOK TO PREPARE TO BE LUCIFER’S VESSEL PROBABLY DIDN’T HELP MATTERS). SAM MOST LIKELY WILL SAY YES BUT I DON’T THINK THAT WHAT WE SAW IN THE TRAILER WAS IT.
SPECULATION:
SAM DRINKS DEMON BLOOD TO PREPARE SAYING YES TO LUCI. SAM GOES CRAZY WITH EVIL NINJA POWAH (DEAN GETS HIS ASS KICKED). SAM GOES TO A SECLUDED AREA TO ~BATTLE THE EVIL WITHIN~ BECAUSE HE HAS TO CONQUER HIMSELF (THAT SOUNDS DIRTY) BEFORE HE CAN CONQUER LUCIFER (THAT SOUNDS DIRTIER). WITHOUT THE ISSUE BEING COMPLETELY RESOLVED THE TIME COMES WHEN SAM HAS TO SAY YES, HE DOES.
INSERT EPIC KRIPKE!TWIST HERE.
SOMEONE DIES.
THE END.
AND NOW SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW:
CAS BATTLES MICHEAL NEXT EPISODE. CAS BATTLES MICHEAL AS A HUMAN.
“AND IT DOESN’T END WELL FOR HIM.”
WHUT IS THIS FUCKERY!!? DDD: