I plead Pine Farr, pt. 2
This past Sunday, barely-bean and krisdia came by for some quiche Lorraine, mimosas, and PineathonTM part 2. We had:
- Bottle Shock, which I've already kind of pimped in my reverse cowgirl post. *cough* I'm happy to say that the Terrible Horrible No Good Hair of Hippie!Fine proved to be no deterrent, as our little party reached the consensus of HELL YEAH WE'D STILL HIT THAT. (He's also genuinely funny and loose-limbed and very convincingly conflicted!hippie, and kinda cries wonderfully, and overall does a GREAT job in this role. And in those pants. And that scene when he's pouring wine over his hand is sort of supernova hot, for some reason. Uh... I totally respect him as an actor?)
Relevant links: the deleted sex scene from the movie (it looks NSFW although there's actually not too much going on); and the famed wine is also available online (but I'm sure you can get it cheaper elsewhere; also, 2007 was a good year so now is the time to be drinking, peeps).
VERY VERY IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE: thanks to barely-bean's phenomenal insight, we realized that Bill Pullman's and Alan Rickman's characters have a VERY Sheppard/McKay dynamic. And then we realized that THERE IS NO WINERY SGA AU. I feel like this issue needs to be addressed by fandom ASAP. (And Bottle Shock is totally worth watching as research!!!)
(The other fic that should happen out of this movie's fortunate casting choices? Kirk/Faith. THINK ABOUT IT. She would beat him up beautifully + per novelization canon, he is quite the pussy enthusiast = rough porn with a side of cunnilingus for table 3, please!)
Ahem. Moving on.
- The Princess Diaries 2, which nearly put me in a coma with its sweetness and wholesomeness. Except for the scenes with CFine, because he brings his dangerous sexy self to the part and is sort of maybe a little bad. In a very good way. (Uh, svilleficrecs knows all about it.) Also, my fellow fangirls got excited over the Star Trek AU idea wherein Spock would be the princess, and... nuff said. ;)
Relevant link: the awesome deleted scene in which he cooks and does funny impersonations and why was this not in the movie?!?!? The mind boggles.
- and finally, we watched "Hazel Park" ep of The Guardian, in which baaaaby!Fine sort of desperately tries to get Simon Baker to be his sugardaddy but Simon does. not. want. (This is a subtextual rather than factual synopsis, but y'all knew that already because.., well, you're reading this LJ.) CFine looks like a believable 18-year-old kid, kinda lost and trashy and vulnerable and obsessive and oh so lonesome, and he also has Sam Winchester hair. It... actually works for him.
Final verdict: OMG THE GUY'S GOT SERIOUS, SERIOUS RANGE. (For once, that is NOT a euphemism.) I'd love to see him on stage at some point & can't wait for his future projects (especially since ST XII apparently won't come out until 2011, OH LAWD HOW WILL I SURVIIIIIIVE?!?!?) But yes, even a hideous wig cannot mar that unbearable hotness of being. Just... JESUS.
And your Captain Fine PSA for the day:
"Extreme", his ep of CSI: Miami (fuck, I know, I KNOW) is airing this Wednesday, July 8 on A&E, at noon and 6pm EST. I believe I might be able to endure Teh Caruso because really, life is all about compromises. And CFine sports tattoos and a lip ring in this one. (LIP RING. AW COME ON, I HAVE A PULSE.)
All right, I have to include ONE PIC. Wherein he looks waaaaaaay too young to be eyefucking the camera this hard.
*sigh* I think I need a Pine Farr tag.
- Bottle Shock, which I've already kind of pimped in my reverse cowgirl post. *cough* I'm happy to say that the Terrible Horrible No Good Hair of Hippie!Fine proved to be no deterrent, as our little party reached the consensus of HELL YEAH WE'D STILL HIT THAT. (He's also genuinely funny and loose-limbed and very convincingly conflicted!hippie, and kinda cries wonderfully, and overall does a GREAT job in this role. And in those pants. And that scene when he's pouring wine over his hand is sort of supernova hot, for some reason. Uh... I totally respect him as an actor?)
Relevant links: the deleted sex scene from the movie (it looks NSFW although there's actually not too much going on); and the famed wine is also available online (but I'm sure you can get it cheaper elsewhere; also, 2007 was a good year so now is the time to be drinking, peeps).
VERY VERY IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE: thanks to barely-bean's phenomenal insight, we realized that Bill Pullman's and Alan Rickman's characters have a VERY Sheppard/McKay dynamic. And then we realized that THERE IS NO WINERY SGA AU. I feel like this issue needs to be addressed by fandom ASAP. (And Bottle Shock is totally worth watching as research!!!)
(The other fic that should happen out of this movie's fortunate casting choices? Kirk/Faith. THINK ABOUT IT. She would beat him up beautifully + per novelization canon, he is quite the pussy enthusiast = rough porn with a side of cunnilingus for table 3, please!)
Ahem. Moving on.
- The Princess Diaries 2, which nearly put me in a coma with its sweetness and wholesomeness. Except for the scenes with CFine, because he brings his dangerous sexy self to the part and is sort of maybe a little bad. In a very good way. (Uh, svilleficrecs knows all about it.) Also, my fellow fangirls got excited over the Star Trek AU idea wherein Spock would be the princess, and... nuff said. ;)
Relevant link: the awesome deleted scene in which he cooks and does funny impersonations and why was this not in the movie?!?!? The mind boggles.
- and finally, we watched "Hazel Park" ep of The Guardian, in which baaaaby!Fine sort of desperately tries to get Simon Baker to be his sugardaddy but Simon does. not. want. (This is a subtextual rather than factual synopsis, but y'all knew that already because.., well, you're reading this LJ.) CFine looks like a believable 18-year-old kid, kinda lost and trashy and vulnerable and obsessive and oh so lonesome, and he also has Sam Winchester hair. It... actually works for him.
Final verdict: OMG THE GUY'S GOT SERIOUS, SERIOUS RANGE. (For once, that is NOT a euphemism.) I'd love to see him on stage at some point & can't wait for his future projects (especially since ST XII apparently won't come out until 2011, OH LAWD HOW WILL I SURVIIIIIIVE?!?!?) But yes, even a hideous wig cannot mar that unbearable hotness of being. Just... JESUS.
And your Captain Fine PSA for the day:
"Extreme", his ep of CSI: Miami (fuck, I know, I KNOW) is airing this Wednesday, July 8 on A&E, at noon and 6pm EST. I believe I might be able to endure Teh Caruso because really, life is all about compromises. And CFine sports tattoos and a lip ring in this one. (LIP RING. AW COME ON, I HAVE A PULSE.)
All right, I have to include ONE PIC. Wherein he looks waaaaaaay too young to be eyefucking the camera this hard.
*sigh* I think I need a Pine Farr tag.