mOnKeyPhAT:this by far blows all other lj entries out of the water

[no_decency]

please take the time to read this.

one time when i was little, i shat myself.
i was wearing beauty and the beast leggings.
i really had to take a shit, and i didnt know what to do, so i stood there and shat my pants.
after a minute or two of walking around i realized what i had done, so i went into the kitchen and pulled down my pants.
i went looking for my mom, but i couldnt find her. so i asked my dad, and he said she was out, so i should just wait for her.
so i waited on the couch, soiling myself in my own shit.
she finally arrived home, and wondered what the hell the smell was.
i showed her what happened.
she took me into a bathroom and we had a clean up on aisle 5.
the story lives on

a couple weeks ago, rodji sharted.
the shit ran down her leg, and was warm.
her story made me laugh. and cry.

to everyone who is reading this.
if you have ever soiled yourself, dont be ashamed..

thank you for your time, and goodnight.

-katie m. detemple

p.s.







as you all can see...i was asian from the start...