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Character: Mao
Series: Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
Age: 1578 (~15 in demon years)
Canon: The issues of your average high school have nothing on the Nether Institute Evil Academy, a massive and constantly-expanding school for demons. At the Evil Academy, honor students are expected to skip classes, fight with teachers, and damage school property, while only the worst of delinquents are found doing such nefarious acts as donating blood or recycling. The opening song sums it up pretty well, and is basically the coolest thing since "Thriller".
Mao is the school's number one honor student, with an overconfidence that goes far beyond cocky. He's also an extremely enthusiastic (and easily excited) mad scientist. He might be unmatched in his evil deeds, but Mao's self-proclaimed genius often goes outside the Netherworld conventions of what demons should and should not do. In order to defeat his father, he will not hesitate to become a hero and harvest such taboo powers as love and justice... though he doesn't have the faintest clue what those words actually mean. He also has a thing for heroes, which he claims is strictly academic. He's spent literally millions of hours "studying" them via anime, manga, and video games. It's definitely not because he's a mouth-breathing otaku. Really.
Sample Post:
ATTENTION HOMOSEXUALS! REPORT TO THE MEN'S ROOM RIGHT AWAY FOR PARTIAL BRAIN DISSECTION!
And make it snappy! This is a direct order from Mao, the Netherworld's number one honor student. I transferred here to conduct unethical experimentation and invasive medical procedures on all of you... with a scholarship. Did you notice yourselves slide down the curve when I showed up? You'd better get used to that feeling, because there's no way any of you will be able to compete with my 1.8 million E.Q. Honestly, it'll save us all some time if you just give in now and show up for your lobotomy. You don't want to make me cut out the whining center of your brain, do you? Because even if it takes me a few tries, I will find it.
And so what if I decided to situate my evil laboratory in the bathroom? I pity your tiny minds, so completely unable to understand the genius of placing it there! Even besides being the most convenient spot in camp with hot, cold, and blood on tap, just think of the wonderful infections that'll set in! Bacteria, viruses, parasites... huff, huff... I'll cultivate your body into a magnificent pandemic right behind the toilet, just like prison wine! ...oh, fine, I'll stick what's left of your brain in a robot or something. With laser eyes. I defy you to find a man, woman, or child alive that wouldn't be ecstatic to shoot lasers from the eyes!
Though soon, I'll have an even greater power than that. You see, recently I've been studying "love" and "crushes", which - as far as my research indicates - are forms of mind-control by which one person enslaves another and harvests their energy. Of course, "love" is also used by heroes in conjunction with "justice", which is the ability to excuse one's every action by loudly pointing out every sin your enemy has committed since he was in kindergarten, but I digress. A "crush" gives its bearer strength, and is generally manifested via a link between separately-gendered individuals. For example, my "crush" power operates at maximum efficiency when my succubus teacher gyrates... her... hips... huffhuffhuff...
H-however! As a demon, there's no way I'd be satisfied to achieve stat bonuses from only half of my minions! So I asked my human slave if there were any way to expand these powers, and he informed me of a concept known as "the gay", a process rumored to be vaguely similar to love. In order to better research this phenomenon, I asked the student council to open up a gateway to the "gayest" dimension available, and here I am. My brilliance is truly enviable, is it not?
So come in, lay back, and think of... whatever it is that humans think of. Earth? Heroes? Anime? It's anime, isn't it? Just relax... this won't hurt more than your pain receptors can handle.
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