[First Unnecessarily Invasive Experiment] - ENTER MAO

[no_dad_no]

So this is what it's like to be a cameo, is it? They say nothing ever adequately prepares you, but "they" obviously didn't bring their Hojo Junior Home Lobotomy Kit™! Yes, I'd like to download your content... into a jar, muwahahaha

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[jump_isforkids]

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This kid is hilarious.

[no_dad_no]

I'm going to do you the favor of assuming you're not talking about me.

[jump_isforkids]

Of course I'm not.

So, either you're from around here, or you just showed up here like my pal and me. You still seem to know what you're talking about. What do you say, enlighten me? What do you know about this place?

[no_dad_no]

Am I wearing a button that says, "Hi! Ask me about the Netherworld!"? Because the last time I checked, I wasn't standing behind an information booth.

[jump_isforkids]

Shucks.

Well, have fun with those "prinnies". Give them my best.

...Wait, what are they?

[no_dad_no]

THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED, MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

By which I mean stuffed penguins.

[jump_isforkids]

....

Uh-huh.

[no_dad_no]

It's one thing being the smartest person in any given room, but you don't even know that? Prinnies house the souls of sinners. In the Netherworld, they work for less than minmum wage. Laundry, heavy lifting, anesthesiology... whatever you want.

...Hey! Didn't I tell you I wasn't going to give you any information?

[jump_isforkids]

The thing is, I think I was brought here, or something, like...away from Japan. Nothing about this place is familiar to me in the slightest. It's like a dream world that you see after having too much sake pretty much. Except I know I didn't drunk last night, because I had just paid rent and my wallet was as dry as the Sahara.

[no_dad_no]

You're from Japan...?

Akihabara! Have you been there? Tell me all about it! I want every detail!

[jump_isforkids]

*scratches his stomach* Aaah, Akihabara? I'm not the kinda guy that goes there all the time or anything, the whole "maid" deal isn't really something I'm into, like--

*a flyer for a maid cafe slips out of his sleeve and flutters to the ground between them*

...............8I

*swipes it back up again*

[no_dad_no]

Aha! I saw that! Spill it! Were they all maids, or were some in... *huff* *huff* ...cosplay?

[jump_isforkids]

.......

*looks left*

*looks right*

*leans in an whispers* They have one that features girls all with cat ears and tails.