[First Unnecessarily Invasive Experiment] - ENTER MAO

[no_dad_no]

So this is what it's like to be a cameo, is it? They say nothing ever adequately prepares you, but "they" obviously didn't bring their Hojo Junior Home Lobotomy Kit™! Yes, I'd like to download your content... into a jar, muwahahaha

Comments

[theysaidiwasmad]

You don't make a lot of sense.

[no_dad_no]

It can't be helped if my genius is beyond your scope.

[theysaidiwasmad]

Or, you're using a lot of words that I don't have the right context to understand. Prinnie, for example. What the heck is a prinnie?

[no_dad_no]

Cheap, expendable labor, running semi-efficiently on the recycled souls of human corpses.

[theysaidiwasmad]

I bet I could tune them up to work more efficiently.

I'm also curious on your techniques for full-body transplants. That's something I've always felt has been a weak spot for me.

[no_dad_no]

Knock yourself out. *shrug* I used to mount them with lasers, but they just break once the prinny explodes.

Trade secret. Besides, you have to get the epoxy by mail order.

[theysaidiwasmad]

They explode?

[no_dad_no]

Human souls are pretty unstable, after all. Try throwing one.

[theysaidiwasmad]

Have you considered harnessing them as a power source?

[no_dad_no]

Hm... it would be a cinch to build a Prinny Fission Reactor, utilizing both their natural energy and driving up my hospital scores...

Yes, of course, prinnies as a power source! Sometimes I scare myself a little with how brilliant I am!

[theysaidiwasmad]

How brilliant YOU are!? That was MY idea!

[no_dad_no]

That's for the Netherworld Patent-Stealing Office to decide!

[theysaidiwasmad]

We'll see how well the Netherworld Patent-Stealing Office fares when my ARMY OF ROBO-SPIDERS CONQUERS THE EARTH!

[no_dad_no]

Considering the Netherworld Patent-Stealing Office isn't anywhere near the Earth, I'm not exactly concerned for its welfare, but more importantly, do you have these alleged robo-spiders with you?

[theysaidiwasmad]

Fine! My army of Robo-Spiders will take over the NETHERWORLD.

And, well, in spirit they're here. I just haven't...technically...built them yet.

[no_dad_no]

...

Don't promise a demon Robo-Spiders and then deny him. I don't take well to these games being played with my heart!