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I'm at work. Tomorrow is 6 week'd doc Appointment. Then start to move out of Front Street. Yesterday was bittersweet. but then again it always is... just moreso with the two of 'em. Oh being left, always happening and never getting better.
Such is life.
I shall survive. Just more clumsily.
look a loong survey!
I just got this readyforhalloween vibe. It's a lil early, but hey, what can ya do?!
Neil and I shot hair rubberbands at eachother all evening. And I spanked some butt in crazy eights.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? A clown or the person who decided to invent clowns.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? What a tragedy! I can not press such a button.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
I can not state this person's name.. people would read this and know who it is.. I may have 2.
4. What is your favorite cheese? Cheese Dip.
5. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? Probably colby jack cheese, shredded turkey breast, mustard, fresh lettuce and tomatoe on wheat bread. lightly toasted. (With pickle)
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie (porn counts) celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. hmmm... maybe jake gyllenhaal or brad pitt. too hard tho.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Either Jack Johnson or hot guy from Coldplay
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Save it! (i know i'm boring)
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? out of the country... must eventually get out of the country and this could be only opportunity. Maybe I'll visit roommate.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? oo buy a cool suvenior of course! a t-shirt maybe?
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. Franzia box wine or bud light.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? Just a little ways back to meet my grandad's and uncles n stuff..
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? the only clothing article worn will be capes.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? ohh... maybe a comedy... about me.. with tigers in it. Yes, Tigers, I like this idea..
15. What is your favorite curse word?, Damn. I don't know the answers to this shit.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Try to unravel them. hahah.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? Goodness! Why would I do a survey with all these horrible decisions?! A photo album?! Robin Hood Men in Tights? My monkey pillow?! *falls over from thinking about it*
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? eat lots of food and catch a ride on his wings.. maybe text a few i love yous.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?, What are we, in Harry Potter?! This would never happen.. I would be able to jump and play on clouds OF COURSE!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Sadly one doesn't some to mind, but I know I'd re-experience any fun half hour i've had with all my friends. Or.... nevermind.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count). My surgery and it's aftereffects. *bloop* be gone!
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now? Well... for now I'll stay here, it's where all my people are. Or Italy.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Could the VFW count?? I haven't been... but I don't wanna get kicked out before I can.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!" I'd float to Kevin's apartment in College Station because it would freak him out, and I'd laugh.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? Oh. Oh my. I do like how Elvis moved those hips around...
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? I will keep this answer as Lorraine.
27. What's your theme song? "Fat-Bottomed Girls" by Queen
Such is life.
I shall survive. Just more clumsily.
look a loong survey!
I just got this readyforhalloween vibe. It's a lil early, but hey, what can ya do?!
Neil and I shot hair rubberbands at eachother all evening. And I spanked some butt in crazy eights.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? A clown or the person who decided to invent clowns.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? What a tragedy! I can not press such a button.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
I can not state this person's name.. people would read this and know who it is.. I may have 2.
4. What is your favorite cheese? Cheese Dip.
5. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? Probably colby jack cheese, shredded turkey breast, mustard, fresh lettuce and tomatoe on wheat bread. lightly toasted. (With pickle)
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie (porn counts) celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. hmmm... maybe jake gyllenhaal or brad pitt. too hard tho.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Either Jack Johnson or hot guy from Coldplay
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Save it! (i know i'm boring)
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? out of the country... must eventually get out of the country and this could be only opportunity. Maybe I'll visit roommate.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? oo buy a cool suvenior of course! a t-shirt maybe?
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. Franzia box wine or bud light.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? Just a little ways back to meet my grandad's and uncles n stuff..
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? the only clothing article worn will be capes.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? ohh... maybe a comedy... about me.. with tigers in it. Yes, Tigers, I like this idea..
15. What is your favorite curse word?, Damn. I don't know the answers to this shit.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Try to unravel them. hahah.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? Goodness! Why would I do a survey with all these horrible decisions?! A photo album?! Robin Hood Men in Tights? My monkey pillow?! *falls over from thinking about it*
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? eat lots of food and catch a ride on his wings.. maybe text a few i love yous.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?, What are we, in Harry Potter?! This would never happen.. I would be able to jump and play on clouds OF COURSE!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Sadly one doesn't some to mind, but I know I'd re-experience any fun half hour i've had with all my friends. Or.... nevermind.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count). My surgery and it's aftereffects. *bloop* be gone!
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now? Well... for now I'll stay here, it's where all my people are. Or Italy.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Could the VFW count?? I haven't been... but I don't wanna get kicked out before I can.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!" I'd float to Kevin's apartment in College Station because it would freak him out, and I'd laugh.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? Oh. Oh my. I do like how Elvis moved those hips around...
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? I will keep this answer as Lorraine.
27. What's your theme song? "Fat-Bottomed Girls" by Queen