I almost sneezed my tooth out this morning
But that is ok, because if it fell out I would just rinse it off and put it back in. If you know me well enough you know that this really is a possibility. If you don’t know me that well, then to understand this I must tell you that I have a fake tooth. Yes, one of my front teeth never grew in, so I wear a fake one that is connected to a retainer like bite plate that I wear. I have to take it out at night and soak it in some disinfectant denture stuff so it makes me feel like I am really old. I used to forget to put it in when I was in high school, but now I never leave the house without it. I almost want to go to a couple days without it being in and see if anyone notices that I have a tooth missing and that I lisp like a crazy snake on drugs, that is, if snakes could talk. One of these days I’ll get a permanent tooth put into its place and I hope my lisp isn’t so bad. I don’t like my little fake one because it doesn’t even look like it is attached to my gum and it is more yellow than the rest of my teeth! If I get braces again I won’t be able to have a permanent one or a fake one placed there, so not having a tooth will make me look even more childish with braces and all, so I still haven’t made up my mind whether I want them or not. I want to look into cosmetic dentistry to see if that is even in my price range and a possibility. I know I want lumineers of veneers, or something because I really don’t like my teeth and am so self-conscious of them that I don’t like smiling. Well, I hope you enjoyed my little rant about my teeth!