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[no_black_sheep]

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[pinkhairedauror]

Green looks really beautiful on you, mum.

[no_black_sheep]

Oh thank you baby! I do love that dress!

[someones_son]

...milf

[no_black_sheep]

Eat your Wheaties, grow up big and strong, or at least dark, conflicted and brooding, you might get your chance kid.

[someones_son]

.... *grins*

[killmeinstead]

*kicks him in his kneecap*

[changing_teddy]

I think you've got something in your eye.

[no_black_sheep]

Must be a bit of gold leaf from the throne. They just don't make them like they used to!

[changing_teddy]

No crown?

[no_black_sheep]

It's out being polished. Though they did mention they had to custom order it on account of the size of my head. Impudent little peons! I promptly had them dispatched!

[frank_auror]

*can't help but snort*

I love!

[no_black_sheep]

I looked for the option that would let me be carried down the stairs by a bunch of scantily clad men, yourself included, but there wasn't one! *pouts*

[frank_auror]

Maybe next time, hmm? *laughs*

[no_black_sheep]

If I ask nicely?

[drooblesnowords]

Oh sweet Merlin. Even I'd hit that. *winks*

[no_black_sheep]

*gasp* Alice Longbottom! You are such a tease!

[drooblesnowords]

I'm sorry? Was I teasing? I didn't realize... I thought I was serious.