Letter to God, Our Lady of Fandom, Saturday
To God, the Most High, Lord of Hosts etc etc
At least there is a bookshop in this place which you seem to have forsaken. Reading keeps me busy.
Karal, the young priest of a god who I think isn't you keeps visiting me. He is clever if a bit naive sometimes. He told me that the school is currently run by an eil witch and refused to consider burning her. What do you say about that? Still, I hope you will forgive him of his idolatry. And perhaps a little rain of fire over the witch?
There is also Rikku, the devout atheist, who keeps bothering me with philosophical discussions. Perhaps if I was back to my true self I could provide some proper demonstration of your power? Every soul is important, right?
I've also run into other unfortunate inhabitants of this island. All of them would certainly benefit from having an archangel in his true state around.
Oh, and when did you create flying blue hedgehogs that sing? The pesky things invaded my church and then there were goblins and I was quite humiliated, but I'm not going to talk about that again. Ever. I seriously need to be my old self again.
Gabriel
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