[Log: Closed "Lestat's First Date"]
Orihime goes to see Naruto's kitten. Naruto's kitten macks on Orihime. Naruto's kitten is not a euphemism for something else.
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Orihime knocked on Naruto's apartment door, shifting from foot to foot. Never allowed to have pets in her life, she was always excited when she got to see baby animals of any kind.
Naruto grinned at his computer screen. He looked down to the mass of fur in his lap, persistently trying to climb up onto the desk to get to the blonde's fingers. The collage student stood, cradling the kitten to his chest with one arm.
"Mew."
"Company, Lestat. We must greet the lady."
"Mew…"
The blonde chuckled. It was odd, talking to an animal, but fun. Relaxing, even.
Naruto answered the door with a smile. "Yo."
Orihime stood there in one of her usual floral-print dresses, smiling brightly. "Hi, Naruto!" even so, her face visibly brightened all the more at the sight of the kitten. "Eeee, kitten!" she whispered excitedly, not wanting anyone to overhear who might disapprove of the breaking of the pets policy.
The man chuckled, stepping back to let Orihime in.
"Come in first, then you can play with Lestat. Though watch out, he likes to chew on fingers." Naruto warned, wiggling the fingers on his free hand.
"I'll be VERY careful!" Orihime promised, as if she would follow that up with 'Scout's honor!' before shuffling into Naruto's apartment and closing the door behind her. "Is he trained or anything yet?"
Naruto chuckled, going to sit on the living room floor.
"Not yet, I just got him." He said, setting the kitten down. Lestat was still for a moment, looking around with big yellow eyes, then began to wander, first going to Naruto and batting at his hand, then pounced away at some invisible foe on the carpet.
"He's only four weeks old, though, so we have to bottle feed him."
Orihime followed, kneeling on the floor across from him to watch the kitten. "Oh, he really is a baby. I wonder if he misses his mommy?" slowly - as not to startle the feline - Orihime reached her hand out to pet it. Though she never had pets of her own, she did learn to let them smell your hand before you tried to touch them.
Naruto sighed, a small smile on his face.
He had never really missed his mother in specific, because he had never known her, but he definitely had missed a family.
"He'll be fine. As one orphan to another," He gestured to the kitten, who was ambling towards the new person, "you're fine as long as someone is looking out for you." The blonde chuckled as the kitten reared up onto its tiny back legs, his small paws batting innocently at Orihime's hand.
"That's very true." Orihime agreed, letting the kitten bat at her hand. She, too, had never specifically missed her mother or father. Her brother, though...
Naruto just nodded, watching the kitten in something akin to fascination.
Lestat gave up on the hand, opting to walk over to the woman's lap. It took the orange fuzzball a few tries, but he finally got onto Orihime's lap, mewing triumphantly.
"Oh, what an adventurous jungle king!" Orihime declared, gently petting the kitten and scratching lightly behind its ears and at the back of its neck in reward for its triumphant deed.
The kitten purred loudly, like he was still getting used to it, mewing occasionally. Lestat turned, though, attempting to climb his way up Orihime's shirt.
Naruto almost chuckled uneasily. He didn't know how the woman would take a bosom full of fluffy orange purring thing.
Very well, apparently.
"Aren't you just a friendly sweetheart!" Orihime said as she detached Lestat from her shirt only to bring him up to cuddle against her face and (very ample) chest.
Naruto's head tilted softly to the side.
He still liked Sasuke and all, but Orihime was still a babe. Never in the blonde's life did he think he's feel a pang of jealousy because of a kitten.
Lestat purred, pawing at the neckline of the woman's dress.
A laugh escaped Orihime as she continued to completely dote on the kitten with love and attention. In a way, maybe it was for the best that she had not gotten one of the kittens - it would end up terribly spoiled. And probably with a very silly name.
Lestat purred, prying his way under Orihime's dress.
Apparently, vampire kitten was also a pervert.
A cute pervert.
Orihime did yelp slightly when Lestat managed to hook a claw in and pull the fabric out enough that the kitten got a view few who didn't live with Orihime were privy to. After a moment of surprise at being groped by a kitten, Orihime gently tugged him from her shirt. "Now now, that's impolite until the third date." she said to the kitten seriously.
The kitten's eyes blinked innocently.
"Mew"
Orihime stared at the kitten for a moment.
"Mew." she said in return.
Lestat wiggled, trying to get to a flat surface.
Or Orihime's 'surface', which wasn't very flat at all. He purred, seeking attention.
"Meeeew."
Well, as long as he wasn't trying to get IN the shirt, Orihime couldn't really complain. Also, she would be the first to admit she could deny cute baby animals very little, and the petting and scratches behind ears was soon following for Lestat.
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Orihime knocked on Naruto's apartment door, shifting from foot to foot. Never allowed to have pets in her life, she was always excited when she got to see baby animals of any kind.
Naruto grinned at his computer screen. He looked down to the mass of fur in his lap, persistently trying to climb up onto the desk to get to the blonde's fingers. The collage student stood, cradling the kitten to his chest with one arm.
"Mew."
"Company, Lestat. We must greet the lady."
"Mew…"
The blonde chuckled. It was odd, talking to an animal, but fun. Relaxing, even.
Naruto answered the door with a smile. "Yo."
Orihime stood there in one of her usual floral-print dresses, smiling brightly. "Hi, Naruto!" even so, her face visibly brightened all the more at the sight of the kitten. "Eeee, kitten!" she whispered excitedly, not wanting anyone to overhear who might disapprove of the breaking of the pets policy.
The man chuckled, stepping back to let Orihime in.
"Come in first, then you can play with Lestat. Though watch out, he likes to chew on fingers." Naruto warned, wiggling the fingers on his free hand.
"I'll be VERY careful!" Orihime promised, as if she would follow that up with 'Scout's honor!' before shuffling into Naruto's apartment and closing the door behind her. "Is he trained or anything yet?"
Naruto chuckled, going to sit on the living room floor.
"Not yet, I just got him." He said, setting the kitten down. Lestat was still for a moment, looking around with big yellow eyes, then began to wander, first going to Naruto and batting at his hand, then pounced away at some invisible foe on the carpet.
"He's only four weeks old, though, so we have to bottle feed him."
Orihime followed, kneeling on the floor across from him to watch the kitten. "Oh, he really is a baby. I wonder if he misses his mommy?" slowly - as not to startle the feline - Orihime reached her hand out to pet it. Though she never had pets of her own, she did learn to let them smell your hand before you tried to touch them.
Naruto sighed, a small smile on his face.
He had never really missed his mother in specific, because he had never known her, but he definitely had missed a family.
"He'll be fine. As one orphan to another," He gestured to the kitten, who was ambling towards the new person, "you're fine as long as someone is looking out for you." The blonde chuckled as the kitten reared up onto its tiny back legs, his small paws batting innocently at Orihime's hand.
"That's very true." Orihime agreed, letting the kitten bat at her hand. She, too, had never specifically missed her mother or father. Her brother, though...
Naruto just nodded, watching the kitten in something akin to fascination.
Lestat gave up on the hand, opting to walk over to the woman's lap. It took the orange fuzzball a few tries, but he finally got onto Orihime's lap, mewing triumphantly.
"Oh, what an adventurous jungle king!" Orihime declared, gently petting the kitten and scratching lightly behind its ears and at the back of its neck in reward for its triumphant deed.
The kitten purred loudly, like he was still getting used to it, mewing occasionally. Lestat turned, though, attempting to climb his way up Orihime's shirt.
Naruto almost chuckled uneasily. He didn't know how the woman would take a bosom full of fluffy orange purring thing.
Very well, apparently.
"Aren't you just a friendly sweetheart!" Orihime said as she detached Lestat from her shirt only to bring him up to cuddle against her face and (very ample) chest.
Naruto's head tilted softly to the side.
He still liked Sasuke and all, but Orihime was still a babe. Never in the blonde's life did he think he's feel a pang of jealousy because of a kitten.
Lestat purred, pawing at the neckline of the woman's dress.
A laugh escaped Orihime as she continued to completely dote on the kitten with love and attention. In a way, maybe it was for the best that she had not gotten one of the kittens - it would end up terribly spoiled. And probably with a very silly name.
Lestat purred, prying his way under Orihime's dress.
Apparently, vampire kitten was also a pervert.
A cute pervert.
Orihime did yelp slightly when Lestat managed to hook a claw in and pull the fabric out enough that the kitten got a view few who didn't live with Orihime were privy to. After a moment of surprise at being groped by a kitten, Orihime gently tugged him from her shirt. "Now now, that's impolite until the third date." she said to the kitten seriously.
The kitten's eyes blinked innocently.
"Mew"
Orihime stared at the kitten for a moment.
"Mew." she said in return.
Lestat wiggled, trying to get to a flat surface.
Or Orihime's 'surface', which wasn't very flat at all. He purred, seeking attention.
"Meeeew."
Well, as long as he wasn't trying to get IN the shirt, Orihime couldn't really complain. Also, she would be the first to admit she could deny cute baby animals very little, and the petting and scratches behind ears was soon following for Lestat.