if he were a fictitious character, George W. Bush would lose to...
Aquaman.
wow.
nobody loses to Aquaman in a poll. sometimes not even in his own book. wait, does Aquaman have his own book? is he even hot on Smallville? i don't have TV.
ok, off to teach the kids about the horrors of slavery. woe is you, for you trust me with the education of your children.