Internet SOS
Summary - Mum wants to meet girlfriend, but he has got no girlfriend, so he seeks help from the internet.
Pairings - Ohmiya
Disclaimer - Unfortunately, I do not own anything, even if I really want to, I DON’T.
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Hello there~! I’m Ninomiya Kazunari. I love playing games and well, I could spend the entire day just playing my DS or I could hang around the internet for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week; that’s no problem~ I do that often anyways but ask me to hang out? I’ll die! Really~ I’m awful at socializing. It’ll only work if the people I talk to are characters from the game.
So then it happens that Mum isn’t really happy with my happiness of life. Oh wait, you don’t understand right! I’ll do some explaining then. I’m now going to introduce you to my happiness <3, and when people say happiness, you’ll naturally think of maybe a wife? Yes No? I’ll take that as a yes alright?
Now, the love of my life, my happiness is…….. *drum roll* sorry! I need to rephrase that… *ahem* The loveS of my life, my happiness are…….. *drum roll* MY DS and MY LAPTOP~!
Shocked? Did you guess it? No? Well now you know why Mum’s not happy huh~
Then I was there, listening to her nag and lecture me on why I should really abandon my babies and go out there to get myself a real life partner when I suddenly answered without filtering my words, without even using my brain, I freaking said “but Mum, I already have a girlfriend~”
Darn! I’m an idiot~! She jumped to a conclusion all by herself and replied with a wide grin “oh really? That’s nice~ Kazunari, you should have said so sooner… I want to meet her!” BOOM! She wants to meet her! Where in the world am I going to find a girlfriend for her to meet?!!
I was in a daze. Seriously~! I was cracking my poor head, thinking maybe a friend, female of course, would be nice and kind to do me a favour and pretend to be my girlfriend for a day or two maybe? But wait… Kazunari have no friends! No friends that will go out of their way to do me that very ridiculous favour at the very least.
With nothing left in my system I picked up one of my wives, my laptop. I randomly typed in ‘I need a girlfriend’ and proof~ it came out ‘find a date online’; MY WIFE SAVED THE DAY~!!!!
I was staring at the webpage and my brain wouldn’t function. Not at ALL function. There’re just so many freaking things to be filled in, like name, contact number, identification number, and all those sorts of identity thingies.
What to do? I’m desperate! I can’t let my Mum down. She’ll be so disappointed and what if she goes into depression??? Though I’m sure I’ll have depression before she does. So being DESPERATE, I was actually just clicking around, getting the hang of anything that pops up and taa-daa!! Target spotted~
Alright alright~!! Target NOT spotted. The target SPOTTED me instead. My chat box suddenly popped up and some random human started talking to me. Thank goodness we’re doing all the talking through the computer or I’ll die of embarrassment. I shall repeat myself that I don’t talk to normal human beings; I talk to humans who live in a totally different dimension called the games dimension.
Moving on, the said person started to ‘flirt’? Is that the word to use? Flirt? Oh well, either way, we started of good, I suppose it’s good since we didn’t argue or anything, just plain talking. It turns out that the human talking to me is a girl. Oh wait, why am I talking like an alien? I’m human myself for god sake! Kazunari, stop calling others human!
One afternoon, still basic talking, she showed me her picture. It was about time too. Mum’s getting furious about the not turning-up-to-meet-her thing. I still don’t have the courage to tell her the truth so I’m still here attempting to get a life partner through the internet~ how smart can I be?
She has long hair that looks kinda fake to me but I decided to ignore it. She’s pretty nonetheless and if she’s willing to be my girlfriend, I’ll be more than willing to accept it. Soon, after more and more plain talking which I’m rather surprise that she has yet to get bored of me; I found out that she likes fishing. One weird hobby indeed for a female but as usual, I pushed it aside not wanting to think bad or anything negative about her hobbies when I have a DS as my wife.
Things went on and smooth for a nice couple of days then it made a 180 degree turn! Oh crap I’m screwed! She wants to meet!!!! Oh My Goodness!! I’m gonna start hiccupping before we even start talking. So I went into a panic attack. So very naturally, I went into a panic attack. How nice~
True, she saw my picture; and yeah, I sent her my photo. WHAT? Hey, I’m pretty good looking you know~! It’s just that I’m a little shy? Never mind that~! Let’s get back to topic shall we…
Alright so I insanely out-of-my-mind-ly AGREED to meet up! Someone please hit me in the face and tell me it’s all a nightmare!!!! We will meet tomorrow. Why so fast? I do not know, but either way I agreed so I need a proper attire cause I most definitely can’t go meet her in my short pants and casual shirt.
Then again, who cares! Accept me for who I am, so I went to the agreed meeting place. The streets are really crowded and it’s really hard to breathe. I’m suffocating! I’m starting to wonder if I’m allergic to air. Hmm~~
The big moment is almost here as the clock continues clicking. And and and I saw her~ and my eyes went like O.O
She has short hair O.O sleepy face O.O short O.O well I don’t mind that since I’m rather short as well but most importantly, I’m 100% sure that I’m starting straight at a GUY~!!!!
“Hey there, you must be Kazunari?” he stretched out his hand for a hand shake.
He looks exactly like the photo of that girl~ Just a little manly compared to the photo of course. Well, I don’t really care about gender since he’s quite good looking and he doesn’t mind my hobbies… speaking of hobby, now it actually clicks to why he likes fishing.
He’s got this nicely tanned body and a rather handsome face if I must say but the big problem starts here~
HOW AM I TO BRING A MAN HOME TO MEET MUM?????!!!~ I’M SO SCREWED~!!!
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A/N - alrights, please don't kill me ><" This is seriously random.. and I'm kinda lazy to read through for errors now ><" so I'll do that tmr~ ^^ do tell me what you think of this =3 I do accept critics but please be nice to me ne ;) yoroshiku <3
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