Party like it's 1699

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10. Wet bonnet contest.

9. Chug maple syrup until you blow chunks.

8. Cram as many dudes as you can find into a buggy.

7. Buttermilk kegger.

6. Burn past the square dance on a seriously rad Clydesdale.

5. Sleep until 6 a.m.

4. Churn butter in the nude.

3. Consort with the witches off of the cover of a discarded "Which Witch?" game.

2. Squeeze cats to make the "wicky-wicky" sound like rap DJs.

1. Burn Thomas Edison in effigy.