DPP: Oh Pilots, You Liars

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Hello everyone, and welcome to this week's DPP! For today, we're going to have a look at the things pilots said about each other and the strange, occasionally twisted thing that was their relationship that were patently NOT TRUE and they knew it. Not that Lee and Kara weren't honest with each other - they often were, in wonderful and painful ways, but so much of their relationship was about not saying the things they wanted to say that they sometimes ended up saying things like this:



Kara: You want something from me?
Lee: Not a thing. (LIES!!!!!!!!!)

And the other line, in this very scene:
Lee: I'm just a CAG, and you're just a pilot. (MORE LIES!!!!!!)

And from Kara, this one:


Lee:What about us?
Kara: There is no us. I just wanted a good lay. There is nothing here. Do you get that? Nothing!
(STILL MORE LIES!!! What's that they say about denial not just being a river in Egypt...?)

Enough from me, shipper nation. What about you? Are there are any more glaringly false things pilots said about their relationship, either to each other or to other people, that you'd like to bring to our attention? Stick 'em in the comments, and if you want to write fic about it (because more pilotsfic in this world is always a good thing) go ahead and do it!