out with the owled and in with the knew
Yeah so my new years resolution was........ nothing... I think if I'm gonna do something I'll just do it on my own.. maybe if I had to choose something it would be three things that I would be doing no matter what so they in fact are not new years resolutions just stuff I've been trying ta do all the time anyways. !.stay alive, get laid as much as possible, and 3. give Tara her guitar back. I was hoping To find whatever that spring was for it but its definitely not there. No one used it, so I don't know if it was like that to begin with or if it got that way by just sittin around but I dunno, I know nothin about guitars, so i never touch'em and I don't know what the exact problem is my brother told me but he couldn't fix it cuase there was no spring....... But i'll give you the guitar spring or not soon.
So I hope everyone had a good party day on New Years Eve. I cerntainly partied way too hard as I usually do. But I've come to realize that that's what I do on this holiday.. Last New Years I got completely trashed at Blondie and Sugar Hill Gang at Pleasure Island in Florida and blacked out for the two and a half hours it took us to get to our hotel bus fifteen minutes away and almost got arrested with Hardcore by Disney Police for public urination. If I wasn't payin the money to stay at a hotel... we prolly would've been arrested... I also yelled many messed up things to many girls I hear. Suff like, " I'd fuck you", " You're fuckin' HOT!!!!", "Fuckin' Fatty!", or "You're fuckin' Ugly!"..... there was always a fuck in there somewhere seeing I was drunk. I guees when we finnaly got home, Hardcore and my dad had to carry me up Three flights of starirs to my bed. When I woke up there were towels lined around my bed and a bucket... I was like.. "I didn't
puke last night!"......"Wait..." I went out of my room into the living room where my mom was. "Mom, what the fuck did I do last night?????"
Well this year comes close or maybe worse... I still do not know..
I went to Irene's again this year in New Jersey. I went to the party at her Huge Beach House two years ago and Had a kick ass time.
This party was at her mansion, which I have been to before, and is abosolutely gorgeous! It's also in North Jersey so it's much closer to home. which is good, especially for the purpose of this story. It was Mike Morin, Brian, Kat, and I that drove down there.. We were sposed'ta' leave at like two but ended up leavin at like four, but it was all good. We filled up the car with booze turn up some music and left.. We started to watch Napoleon Dynomite on the way there, but the batteries ran out of my dvd player half way through and we were only a few minutes away to plug it into the car.. We figured we'd just wath the rest on the way back tommorow.
We got there and there was already a few people here and there. All the ones we knew were already downtairs at the bar where the party was bein held. The bar area is awesome. They have a pool table, pinball machine, Hockey game, Air hockey, shuffle board, and a little fitness room on the side and a theatre are on the other side. There were also plasma screen hangin from like everywhere. and the place was painted like a dunguen goin down the stairs, and there was also this big art nuevo mural on one of the wall when you get down there.... It was cool to say the least.... well, this is where the stoopidity comes in.. Mike, Laura(my ex), and I decide to go shot for shot early and tick mark our arm for each shot.. Mike and I had already started drinkin Jack on the way up. A while goes by and I think laura stops playin, Then
Mike cuts out at 11 and he the shots and all the beer we're drinkin start to not mix well for him at about 7:30 which is two hours after we started. So he was puking'. I was a little behimd so I went to go beat him and thats the last thing I remember about it. I woke up around
2 am, with mike and kat, and brian sayin that we were being kicked out and we had too drive home, cause her dad was kickin us out.
We had to drive home not too sober, which my parents were not happy about. They were not mad at us at all, just mad at Irene's dad for makin peeps drink and drive. Either way.. I'll let brian tell the rest of the story cause I'm not too sure exactly how it went but I woke up with sixteen tick marks on my arm and puke on my shirt, bein told we had to go.. we didnt get to watch the rest of napoleon dynomite cause we had to concentarte on not crashing. We got home ok and I was sober by then... The next mornin I drew a penis on Brians face which was funny. I wanted him to go home with it but I guess kat had to be dumb and let him in on it not realizin... we got it on video though. Plus he had a conversation with my dad, not knowing that he had a dick on his face. It was pretty good. I'm glad my dad knew to keep the secret...
I'm out like a pussy flavored gumball machine at Laurelton Hall
John
So I hope everyone had a good party day on New Years Eve. I cerntainly partied way too hard as I usually do. But I've come to realize that that's what I do on this holiday.. Last New Years I got completely trashed at Blondie and Sugar Hill Gang at Pleasure Island in Florida and blacked out for the two and a half hours it took us to get to our hotel bus fifteen minutes away and almost got arrested with Hardcore by Disney Police for public urination. If I wasn't payin the money to stay at a hotel... we prolly would've been arrested... I also yelled many messed up things to many girls I hear. Suff like, " I'd fuck you", " You're fuckin' HOT!!!!", "Fuckin' Fatty!", or "You're fuckin' Ugly!"..... there was always a fuck in there somewhere seeing I was drunk. I guees when we finnaly got home, Hardcore and my dad had to carry me up Three flights of starirs to my bed. When I woke up there were towels lined around my bed and a bucket... I was like.. "I didn't
puke last night!"......"Wait..." I went out of my room into the living room where my mom was. "Mom, what the fuck did I do last night?????"
Well this year comes close or maybe worse... I still do not know..
I went to Irene's again this year in New Jersey. I went to the party at her Huge Beach House two years ago and Had a kick ass time.
This party was at her mansion, which I have been to before, and is abosolutely gorgeous! It's also in North Jersey so it's much closer to home. which is good, especially for the purpose of this story. It was Mike Morin, Brian, Kat, and I that drove down there.. We were sposed'ta' leave at like two but ended up leavin at like four, but it was all good. We filled up the car with booze turn up some music and left.. We started to watch Napoleon Dynomite on the way there, but the batteries ran out of my dvd player half way through and we were only a few minutes away to plug it into the car.. We figured we'd just wath the rest on the way back tommorow.
We got there and there was already a few people here and there. All the ones we knew were already downtairs at the bar where the party was bein held. The bar area is awesome. They have a pool table, pinball machine, Hockey game, Air hockey, shuffle board, and a little fitness room on the side and a theatre are on the other side. There were also plasma screen hangin from like everywhere. and the place was painted like a dunguen goin down the stairs, and there was also this big art nuevo mural on one of the wall when you get down there.... It was cool to say the least.... well, this is where the stoopidity comes in.. Mike, Laura(my ex), and I decide to go shot for shot early and tick mark our arm for each shot.. Mike and I had already started drinkin Jack on the way up. A while goes by and I think laura stops playin, Then
Mike cuts out at 11 and he the shots and all the beer we're drinkin start to not mix well for him at about 7:30 which is two hours after we started. So he was puking'. I was a little behimd so I went to go beat him and thats the last thing I remember about it. I woke up around
2 am, with mike and kat, and brian sayin that we were being kicked out and we had too drive home, cause her dad was kickin us out.
We had to drive home not too sober, which my parents were not happy about. They were not mad at us at all, just mad at Irene's dad for makin peeps drink and drive. Either way.. I'll let brian tell the rest of the story cause I'm not too sure exactly how it went but I woke up with sixteen tick marks on my arm and puke on my shirt, bein told we had to go.. we didnt get to watch the rest of napoleon dynomite cause we had to concentarte on not crashing. We got home ok and I was sober by then... The next mornin I drew a penis on Brians face which was funny. I wanted him to go home with it but I guess kat had to be dumb and let him in on it not realizin... we got it on video though. Plus he had a conversation with my dad, not knowing that he had a dick on his face. It was pretty good. I'm glad my dad knew to keep the secret...
I'm out like a pussy flavored gumball machine at Laurelton Hall
John