120% insane
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 8
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less. (Sometimes)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (When half asleep)
TOTAL: 12
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (It's called 'Meditation' people!)
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 17
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 22
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[X ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (sometimes)
[ X] The word “um” is used frequently.
[X ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[ X] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
GRAND TOTAL: 30
Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
i AM 120% INSANE
And re-post as: I am __ % mentally ill
Also to make sure this is not a completely pointless post.....I got all A's on my first quarter back so I am carrying a 4.0 not good for me now I have to try and keep it
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 8
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less. (Sometimes)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (When half asleep)
TOTAL: 12
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (It's called 'Meditation' people!)
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 17
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 22
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[X ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (sometimes)
[ X] The word “um” is used frequently.
[X ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[ X] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
GRAND TOTAL: 30
Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
i AM 120% INSANE
And re-post as: I am __ % mentally ill
Also to make sure this is not a completely pointless post.....I got all A's on my first quarter back so I am carrying a 4.0 not good for me now I have to try and keep it