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WARNINGS: more than 100 .jpgs, engrish, births, deaths, cats and smustle.
Gunther really wanted to socialize with his coworkers, so I decided to invite one of them.
She's rather pretty, but I don't think she is the brightest crayon in the box.
Ahem? Excuse me?
Let's take some time to appreciate my amazing censoring skills.
Gunther, I don't think you should tell your eight years old nephew about the many ways to use a dresser.
It may have some unpleasant consequences.
If you are at work, or surrounded by your family, or younger than 18 years old, I suggest you to skip the next batch of pictures. They may damage your growth and/or the relationship with your relatives/colleagues.
Calvin always finds monsters under his bed.
This is when I started crying.
This is when I realized I was wearing eyeliner.
This is when I realized the eyeliner I was wearing was all over my face and I looked like a panda.
It never happened to me before, but Gunther did not even try to plead for his life. He just joyfully hit the wall and jumped into the urn. I know it's pathetic, but it broke my heart.
Everyone coped with Gunther's death in their own way.
Crying,
Talking to inanimate objects,
Eating copious amounts of spicy soup,
and giving birth!
Score!!! This is Susanna. She is perfect. Her traits are loner and grumpy. I don't know why she is blonde, but she got her Granddad's nose, and she is a girl! The first Bruttoni girl!
I wonder if eating brains for breakfast improves your grades.
And this is the point where I got Pets.
Another birthday! It's Marcus' turn!
Aw! He's cute! He rolled party animal. So now he is an excitable, hydrophobic kid who also loves to party. Interesting.
The kids' bedroom got a little makeover.
Mr. Twinkle (by Booboo) passed by, and I decided that he had to join the family.
I called him Gregorio, because I fail at names.
This is probably the cutest thing I've seen in a while.
Okay, now I will stop spamming. Or maybe not. He's just so cute!
Another (and definitely not the last) birthday!
Hello there, Calvin. He rolled mooch in addiction to artistic, light sleeper and good.
The first thing he did as soon as he turned into a teen was talking to the cat.
Marcus, I think wearing an helmet while checking for monsters is a bit too much.
AAARGH! I was wrong! What the hell EA, that is creepy!
*singing* I can flyyy...
Aw, Beniamina. Stop being so cute.
What? You were supposed to get older, not younger!
That's better! You still look like a teen, but at least no pigtails.
Susanna is not impressed.
Ehi, burglar, you better watch your steps.
Chest hair attack!
Chest hair 1 - 0 Crime
The life changing experience of using his chest hair to fight crime made Taddeo realize that he still had not asked Beniamina to marry him.
A quick underwear wedding followed. But I took no pictures. I hate weddings, even in sims.
The joys of married life.
Guess what is going to happen now!
Another birthday!
Marcus does not care at all.
And Calvin... Well... What's wrong sweetie? I promise you can have some cake.
But not even cake can fill the cracks in his heart. I suppose this is what you get for being an artist.
Ugh. That hair.
Did you really think I was done with birthdays?
Susanna. I already loved you, but now. You are perfect. She rolled eccentric, by the way.
Gregorio brought her a turtle as birthday present.
I hope she won't decide to see what the turtle is made of.
Thank you for sticking with me through this update, I hope you enjoyed! Have an amazing Sunday!
Sims (and cats) in this update by ufailedatlife and lostavenuea.