--=F.u.cked=--

[nnmeta4]

Okay...I know I said I was sick and yes, I still am, sick as all hell.

But apparently there is no one with the qualifications to replace me for a couple days so here I am, waiting for the world to end with rifle in hand. For now all is quiet so I ponder pointless thoughts and in a moment of free time I share with everyone some of the more selfish and worthless things I have learned in my life.

-I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more
screwed up than you think.

-I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

-I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're
finished.

-I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.

-I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you
too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real
pains in the ass are permanent.

-And Finally, I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

These are all tried and true. Especially the last one.
*insert dark, brooding laughter here*

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