Other Uses for Bisquick
So when you're taking a shower at 4:30am because your friends bounced you and you feel like shit, have them wait outside the bathroom with a cup of water and a few handfuls of Bisquick pancake mix, powder.
Why the cup of water, you ask?--Just to add insult to injury.
Then, as you exit the shower, have them throw the water at your face. Now quickly have them throw the bisquick powder at your face and body.
Then, in a fit of rage, yell at the top of your lungs "I'm going to fucking kill you and your family" and run at them out the front door of your house. Note: do not stop for anything, especially shoes or any form of clothing.
As you run down the street after them, make sure your towel slides off. Now, completely naked, continue sprinting after the pancake assassins. Cross the 4-lane street--it doesn't matter if the light is red or green when there is an enraged naked guy running past.
Then, with all of your pent-up anger, yell at your two "friends" (their status is under question at this point) so loud you probably wake up the whole block. Make sure to emphasize that you will kill their entire families with baseball bats. Then pick one friend, who is hiding, and say "Get out here [friend], I can fucking SMELL you."
Defeated in the chase, walk back across the street to your house. Do not put your towel back on. When your housemates stare at your freeballin' self, tell them to shut the fuck up (bonus: add on your explitives and slurrs of choice). Proceed to put on the nearest shirt and shorts.
Then have your housemates finish throwing the bag at you. By this point, do not respond immediately. Pull your shirt over your head and stare off into space. Then take the handle out of a portable vacuum cleaner and hit your housemates with it. Take pictures now and thank God the camera wasn't out for the naked thing.
Shower again. Lather, rinse, repeat! Now go to bed.
and Congratulations! You've just done what I did about a week ago. Serve warm with your favorite wine (or gin. or malt liquor. or anything really).
Why the cup of water, you ask?--Just to add insult to injury.
Then, as you exit the shower, have them throw the water at your face. Now quickly have them throw the bisquick powder at your face and body.
Then, in a fit of rage, yell at the top of your lungs "I'm going to fucking kill you and your family" and run at them out the front door of your house. Note: do not stop for anything, especially shoes or any form of clothing.
As you run down the street after them, make sure your towel slides off. Now, completely naked, continue sprinting after the pancake assassins. Cross the 4-lane street--it doesn't matter if the light is red or green when there is an enraged naked guy running past.
Then, with all of your pent-up anger, yell at your two "friends" (their status is under question at this point) so loud you probably wake up the whole block. Make sure to emphasize that you will kill their entire families with baseball bats. Then pick one friend, who is hiding, and say "Get out here [friend], I can fucking SMELL you."
Defeated in the chase, walk back across the street to your house. Do not put your towel back on. When your housemates stare at your freeballin' self, tell them to shut the fuck up (bonus: add on your explitives and slurrs of choice). Proceed to put on the nearest shirt and shorts.
Then have your housemates finish throwing the bag at you. By this point, do not respond immediately. Pull your shirt over your head and stare off into space. Then take the handle out of a portable vacuum cleaner and hit your housemates with it. Take pictures now and thank God the camera wasn't out for the naked thing.
Shower again. Lather, rinse, repeat! Now go to bed.
and Congratulations! You've just done what I did about a week ago. Serve warm with your favorite wine (or gin. or malt liquor. or anything really).