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Working on my talk about Demeter of the beautiful hair, I am distracted not only by the smell of apple-banana cardamom bread wafting from the basement kitchen, but by the silliness of newspaper adverts.
GATHER 'ROUND THE GOOD STUFF!TM Pizza Hut splashily invites listless readers to indulge in a pizza, get this, with a blend of 3 (because spelling a number in an ad is considered criminal) cheeses bursting from the crust! Watch out, that could burn. And we own the exclamation mark too. Thank god they don't own the rights to anything that might accidentally spill from these lips.
The insert wants to remind those curious enough (either for the tasty promises contained therein, or just the promise of continued silly advertising) that along with those buffalo wings, breadsticks and drinks (pepsi), one could even have Baked Cinnamon Sticks. Hey, does that mean they're healthy? Aside from the creeping suspicion they contain products I wouldn't want to line my hamster cage with, I mean.
But wait! there's a --I'll stop now. Good night.
GATHER 'ROUND THE GOOD STUFF!TM Pizza Hut splashily invites listless readers to indulge in a pizza, get this, with a blend of 3 (because spelling a number in an ad is considered criminal) cheeses bursting from the crust! Watch out, that could burn. And we own the exclamation mark too. Thank god they don't own the rights to anything that might accidentally spill from these lips.
The insert wants to remind those curious enough (either for the tasty promises contained therein, or just the promise of continued silly advertising) that along with those buffalo wings, breadsticks and drinks (pepsi), one could even have Baked Cinnamon Sticks. Hey, does that mean they're healthy? Aside from the creeping suspicion they contain products I wouldn't want to line my hamster cage with, I mean.
But wait! there's a --I'll stop now. Good night.