Chinese Eyes...
Owwwwwwwww... I have chinese eyes right now... damn me for being a bunhead!
A quickie on my crazy ass yooper life...
This week sucks... I have a frickin MILLION group projects to do and no ones schedules match. And I'm really getting sick of people interrogating me for a reason on why I can't make it to a group meeting. If I have plans, then I fuckin HAVE plans, lil bitch doesnt need to know what plans I have...my life sweetheart-- not yours... Grrr.
Work has been crazy, I'm ready for next semester so I can get a different schedule. I hate closing with a passion... it involves cleaning--ugh!
Classes have been hectic, I'm ready to ditch them as well.
Dance has been CRAZY (and if I knew how to make that a size 1000x font... I would) My pointe shoes officially suck ass. I need a new pair sooooo bad but they cost about 60$. I'm gettting a new pair for Christmas though. It just sucks right now becuase we're doing the Nutcracker this Saturday. We had a dress rehearsal/performance for lil kids today. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww... my feetsies hurt so much. Anyone up for massaging them? Along with my neck and shoulders? Damn stress, it goes right to my shoulders--Arrrgggg. Something is wrong with my right big toe joint... its sore 24-7... I dont dare tell Deb.
Thats my life in a nutshell.
ALL YA'LL BIZNATCHES IN THE MQT AREA BEST BE TRUCKIN YOUR ASS TO KAUFMAN AUDITORIUM (ON FRONT ST & HEWITT) THIS SATURDAY AT 7PM. COMEON PEOPLE, ITS THE FREAKIN NUTCRACKER, ITS A HOLIDAY CLASSIC!! AND ITS ONLY 5$..... WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR SUPPORT AS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER :O).... I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER AND FOREVER AND FOREVER!!!
PS... You might even get a free show, our leotards are a tee-bit cleavagely and Kim and I have some probs keeping em up! :-O
you know your a dancer when...
*you know the butterfly not as an insect, but as a stretch
*dance is life and the rest is just spare time
*you sit in a straddle when you're watching tv
*you are constantly re-doing your bun because the pony tail keeps hurting your face
*your body cracks loud enough to stop your science class but you don't hear it
*people mistake you for a rubber band
*full and out are the two main words in your vocabulary
*getting one pair of new dance shoes is more exciting than your birthday
*when you're at the mall you hear your dance song and you start dancing
*you do ur toe heel while waiting in line
*watching TV is not a time to relax, it is a time to stretch
*you do your dance routines in the parking lot and down the hallway
*you are well coordinated in dance class but trip over your own feet just walking
*a new dance makes your whole day
*whenever you are bored instead of sitting at the computer you'll make up your own dance to your favorite song
*everywhere is a place to dance
*going from a leap into a pretzal fall on the floor doesn't sound that painful
*you practice ur dances in your chair at school
*you dream of wearing those heavy, expensive, netting-ridden tutus
*you not only dance everyday, but also every night in your dreams
*you are stretching for gym and everyone goes, "WHOA!!"
*your vocabulary includes bandaids, sweat, bleeding toes, determination, and guts
*your toes are pointed whenever they leave the floor
*all your friends are eating dinner while you are in class
*you have the ability to balance your body on five toes, yet cannot bend over to pick the clothes up off the floor of your room
*you never have to buy new halloween costumes. you just use old recital costumes
*your friends ask you to oversplit "just for fun!"
*you have an entire drawer devoted to your dance stuff
*"so you think you can dance?" is the BEST show on this planet
*you tend to hide your feet... you don't feel like grossing people out
*everything you do has to do with dance
*you suddenly can't count past 8
*you can learn the dances to music videos
*you spot when doing the hussle at school dances
*Before everything you do you say 5,6,7,8
*when you stand your feet are normally in a position (first or fifth mainly)
*You laugh at a non-dancer when they say their feet hurt
*you can talk about dance all day long to people that dont care
*When you go to get your hair cut you tell them to cut it long enough to be able to @ least put it in a pony tail when u dance
*when you refer to half time of a football game as "intermission"
*Every song that come on on the radio you know atleast 1 combo to
*You noticed every mistake made on any dance movie or TV show
*You have ever fallen asleep in a split or straddle.
*You have ever said "400 sit-ups no prob."
*you never open bulletins but it said "dance" somewhere in the subject..... so you just had to see
A quickie on my crazy ass yooper life...
This week sucks... I have a frickin MILLION group projects to do and no ones schedules match. And I'm really getting sick of people interrogating me for a reason on why I can't make it to a group meeting. If I have plans, then I fuckin HAVE plans, lil bitch doesnt need to know what plans I have...my life sweetheart-- not yours... Grrr.
Work has been crazy, I'm ready for next semester so I can get a different schedule. I hate closing with a passion... it involves cleaning--ugh!
Classes have been hectic, I'm ready to ditch them as well.
Dance has been CRAZY (and if I knew how to make that a size 1000x font... I would) My pointe shoes officially suck ass. I need a new pair sooooo bad but they cost about 60$. I'm gettting a new pair for Christmas though. It just sucks right now becuase we're doing the Nutcracker this Saturday. We had a dress rehearsal/performance for lil kids today. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww... my feetsies hurt so much. Anyone up for massaging them? Along with my neck and shoulders? Damn stress, it goes right to my shoulders--Arrrgggg. Something is wrong with my right big toe joint... its sore 24-7... I dont dare tell Deb.
Thats my life in a nutshell.
ALL YA'LL BIZNATCHES IN THE MQT AREA BEST BE TRUCKIN YOUR ASS TO KAUFMAN AUDITORIUM (ON FRONT ST & HEWITT) THIS SATURDAY AT 7PM. COMEON PEOPLE, ITS THE FREAKIN NUTCRACKER, ITS A HOLIDAY CLASSIC!! AND ITS ONLY 5$..... WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR SUPPORT AS AN AUDIENCE MEMBER :O).... I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER AND FOREVER AND FOREVER!!!
PS... You might even get a free show, our leotards are a tee-bit cleavagely and Kim and I have some probs keeping em up! :-O
you know your a dancer when...
*you know the butterfly not as an insect, but as a stretch
*dance is life and the rest is just spare time
*you sit in a straddle when you're watching tv
*you are constantly re-doing your bun because the pony tail keeps hurting your face
*your body cracks loud enough to stop your science class but you don't hear it
*people mistake you for a rubber band
*full and out are the two main words in your vocabulary
*getting one pair of new dance shoes is more exciting than your birthday
*when you're at the mall you hear your dance song and you start dancing
*you do ur toe heel while waiting in line
*watching TV is not a time to relax, it is a time to stretch
*you do your dance routines in the parking lot and down the hallway
*you are well coordinated in dance class but trip over your own feet just walking
*a new dance makes your whole day
*whenever you are bored instead of sitting at the computer you'll make up your own dance to your favorite song
*everywhere is a place to dance
*going from a leap into a pretzal fall on the floor doesn't sound that painful
*you practice ur dances in your chair at school
*you dream of wearing those heavy, expensive, netting-ridden tutus
*you not only dance everyday, but also every night in your dreams
*you are stretching for gym and everyone goes, "WHOA!!"
*your vocabulary includes bandaids, sweat, bleeding toes, determination, and guts
*your toes are pointed whenever they leave the floor
*all your friends are eating dinner while you are in class
*you have the ability to balance your body on five toes, yet cannot bend over to pick the clothes up off the floor of your room
*you never have to buy new halloween costumes. you just use old recital costumes
*your friends ask you to oversplit "just for fun!"
*you have an entire drawer devoted to your dance stuff
*"so you think you can dance?" is the BEST show on this planet
*you tend to hide your feet... you don't feel like grossing people out
*everything you do has to do with dance
*you suddenly can't count past 8
*you can learn the dances to music videos
*you spot when doing the hussle at school dances
*Before everything you do you say 5,6,7,8
*when you stand your feet are normally in a position (first or fifth mainly)
*You laugh at a non-dancer when they say their feet hurt
*you can talk about dance all day long to people that dont care
*When you go to get your hair cut you tell them to cut it long enough to be able to @ least put it in a pony tail when u dance
*when you refer to half time of a football game as "intermission"
*Every song that come on on the radio you know atleast 1 combo to
*You noticed every mistake made on any dance movie or TV show
*You have ever fallen asleep in a split or straddle.
*You have ever said "400 sit-ups no prob."
*you never open bulletins but it said "dance" somewhere in the subject..... so you just had to see